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No lasagna for me, I don’t like lasagna!

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends on the lasagna
  • Other

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I had more than one breakup and it wasn’t the same gender who wanted it to end/continue in all cases.

  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

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At least one of my breakups was between people who were the same gender, or at least one was nonbinary, or in some other fashion the male/female dichotomy did not apply.

  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

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Ever called 911? (or whatever your local emergency phone number is)
  • Yes, for medical reasons, for myself.
  • Yes, for medical reasons, for a friend, acquaintance, or family member.
  • Yes, for medical reasons, for a stranger.
  • Yes, for an automobile-related incident.
  • Yes, for a fire.
  • Yes, for police intervention.
  • Yes, for some other reason.
  • I’ve asked someone else to call, but I’ve never made that call myself.
  • No.

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Your friend needs your help. They tell you two ways that you could help them, which we’ll call “Option A” and “Option B”. Option A is what your friend would prefer and would be helping them out a lot. Option B would also be helpful to them, but not as much as Option A. Option A is less convenient for you than Option B, but it isn’t difficult. Option B would be easy for you to do. Do you choose Option A (more helpful for your friend but less convenient for you) or Option B (less helpful for them but more convenient for you)?

  • Option A
  • Option B
  • I need more information
  • other

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Your friend needs your help. You want to help them. There are two ways that you could help them, which we’ll call Option A and Option B. Your Friend feels Option A would be the most helpful and would like you to do that. You feel your friend is mistaken and that Option B would be substantially more helpful than Option A. Your friend is not opposed to Option B but disagrees with your opinion that it it the better option. Both options are equal in difficulty for you and your friend will accept either one. You cannot do both.

  • Option A (the one your friend thinks is better)
  • Option B (the one you think is better)
  • I need more information
  • Other

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Have you ever known, encountered, or heard of a male dental hygienist?

  • I am a male dental hygienist
  • I have encountered a male dental hygienist
  • I have heard of a male dental hygienist
  • I have never known, seen, nor heard of a male dental hygienist
  • Something else

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Lettuce for sandwiches
  • Iceberg
  • Romaine
  • Butter
  • Some other type of lettuce
  • Not lettuce (spinach, mesclun, etc.)
  • Whatever; I don’t have a preference. Just so something fills that role.
  • Depends on the sandwich
  • None

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Arugula/roquette/rocket (choose whichever name applies to your region)* as a salad leaf:

  • I love it and will eat an entire salad of it
  • It’s fine mixed in with other leaves, but it’s too bitter on its own
  • It only really works as an accent - less is definitely more
  • Yuck
  • I have never eaten arugula/roquette/rocket but I do eat the occasional salad
  • I don’t eat salads

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*It’s a ve-ge-ta-ble.

Do you think arugula sounds like an old-fashioned car horn?

  • Yes
  • No

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As a parent, which would make you more concerned?

  • your kid being cold and hungry
  • your kid being hot and thirsty

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All American presidents are sent to an arena to fight each other. Who wins?

  • Theodore Roosevelt (with all-around physical fitness and sheer stamina)
  • Abraham Lincoln (with height and reach, plus wrestling experience)
  • George Washington (he was 6’2" and had a nasty temper)
  • Yale wrestling champion William Howard Taft
  • Let’s not forget Gerald Ford played football, that has to count for something
  • Some president with military experience, like Grant or Eisenhower
  • Some other president
  • Calvin Coolidge, because he seems like the kind of guy who would quietly hide in the corner and wait until everyone else had finished each other off

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All American presidents are sent into an arena to fight each other. What are the odds they all gang up on Donald Trump and eliminate him first?

  • I mean, obviously yes
  • Nah, no chance. Trump will have at least one ally.

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Do you like your spouse’s voice?

  • yes, it sounds good
  • so-so, average, no opinion
  • no, it’s rather grating

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Fried clam strips
  • Love them, I seek them out.
  • They’re okay; I wouldn’t buy/order them specifically, but I’ll eat them if they’re on my plate.
  • Not a fan, but I’d eat them if I was hungry and that’s all there was.
  • Hate them. I’d refuse even if I were starving.
  • Never had them, but interested.
  • Never had them, zero interest.

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When someone says, “I’m just going to come right out and say it,” what do you expect to hear next?

  • something bigoted
  • something non-bigoted

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When someone says, “I’m just going to come right out and say it,” what do you expect your response will be?

  • I’m probably not going to like it.
  • It’s even odds that I’ll like or dislike it.
  • I’m probably going to like it.
  • I might not like it but I will appreciate the honesty.
  • I refuse to participate in these sorts of vague hypotheticals.

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Which is correct (in your opinion/experience)

  • All pagans are vegans
  • No pagans are vegans
  • All vegans are pagans
  • No vegans are pagans
  • It is plausible that there is a correlation between veganism and paganism, but it is not absolute.
  • There is no correlation between veganism and paganism, the overlap (if any) is random.

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Clam chowder
  • New England
  • Manhattan
  • Rhode Island
  • Long Island
  • Some other type
  • I don’t have a favorite
  • No thank you

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Have you ever even tried a kind of clam chowder that wasn’t New England?

  • Yes
  • No

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Back on Aug. 11 @De_La_Rue posted a poll with a single option: “Edsel”. As of right now ten people have voted in that poll. If you voted in it, what were you trying to indicate?

  • I have owned or currently own an Edsel.
  • Edsel should have been included in the above poll.
  • I just clicked it because I want to vote in all the polls.
  • I didn’t vote in that poll but I want to vote in this one

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By now, are you aware of the Camp Lejeune lawsuits?

  • Why, yes: because i am not a hermit with fewer than 2 brain cells
  • WHAT?!?! I had no idea! They should have more TV commercials and spam emails!
  • Um, is this a United States thing?

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