The worst band name is…
Hoobastank
Hedgeclipper 30 Odd Foot of Grunts
Coldplay
“AxCx”. I’m not saying the full name here.
The Band. I mean, that’s a bit lazy.
The The (also lazy)
Diarrhea Planet
Butthole Surfers
Umphrey’s McGee
Archers of Loaf
Imagine Dragons. Okay, I’m imagining them. Now what?
Portugal. The Man
Of Montreal
James, What Are We Gonna Name Our Band
OK, that last one might not actually exist–I’ve only ever seen it on lists of bad band names
Mr.E
August 15, 2022, 10:25pm
1807
When I saw “AxCx” listed I…
Immediately knew what band that was
Googled it and regretted that decision
Googled it and regretted that decision and their decision (to name themselves that)
Didn’t google it and now think that was the correct choice (it was)
When I saw Mr.E’s poll I:
Hadn’t googled AxCx, but the poll made me EXTRA curious and so then I HAD to google it, and now I will never DOUBT anything Mr.E has to say EVER AGAIN.
Other.
Radishes always come with greens attached. Do you eat the greens?
I not only don’t eat the greens, I don’t eat the radishes.
I think they’re both ewww.
I don’t think they’re ewww, I just don’t much like them.
I don’t like the radishes, and I didn’t know the greens were edible.
I do like the radishes, but they don’t like me.
I don’t know what I think of the greens because I didn’t know they were edible. I’ll have to try some to find out.
Other
Would you prefer that Christianity continue to exist, or vanish?
Are you not voting in Velocity’s poll because while you would like some forms of Christianity to vanish, you’re fine with the continuing existence of others?
Mr.E
August 16, 2022, 8:05pm
1813
What do you think are the major problem(s) with Christianity?
Preaching intolerance and hate (even when keeping with biblical teachings)
“Prosperity Gospel” teaching
Failure to take action against widespread sexual abuse
Failure to denounce people who claim to be Christian but spread un-Christian messages.
Modern churches spurning traditional worship
Traditional churches not keeping up with the times
Indoctrinating children with unscientific beliefs
Allowing political messages from the pulpit
Lack of focus on bible study and theology
Christian “charities” supporting reactionary goals
Unwilling to give polygamy another shot
I think Christianity is fine
Other
Not enough Hindus and Atheists at church
Are you having a hard time finding only four choices in the previous poll to narrow your selections down to?
Yes
Yes, so much so that I declined to participate
No
“Whoa” and “woah” are both correct spellings, but of different words. The first is a direction to stop, and the second is an exclamation of surprise.
Pick up to three.
Yes
No, they’re the same word, which has both meanings.
No, they’re the same word, and it only means “stop”.
No, they’re the same word, and it’s only an exclamation of surprise.
No, they’re the same word, and it means something else.
Yes, they’re different words, but the first one means something different.
Yes, they’re different words, but the second one means something different.
Yes, they’re different words, but they both mean something different.
Yes, they’re different words, but thorny has the meanings backwards.
Other
Have you ever worked for one employer for 10 years or more?
Have you ever worked the same job at the same employer for 10 years or more?
What best describes your previous relationship breakup(s)?
The woman wanted it to continue, but the man wanted it to end.
The man wanted it to continue, but the woman wanted it to end.
Other answer
If you checked “Other answer” in the previous poll, would your answer have been “By mutual consent”?