Polycarp for President

I like it.

So do you think we can swing Ah-nuld the Governator to support us? I mean, I don’t care much for him, but oh those bodybuilders! Perhaps he can introduce me to Rod Jackson or Bob Paris?

Esprix

I’m mobilizing the Southeastern Illinois Rural Liberal Jackass bloc, and we’re solidly behind you guys. Both of us are very excited.

In the meantime, it appears that the presidential candidate is MIA. Where is Polycarp, anyone have updates?

His last post at the Pizza Parlour (where he mods) was Sept 27th.
Maybe he took a vacation. I just e-mailed him, see if a reply shows up.

Maybe Siege knows?

Maybe he’s been too busy running for Governor of California, and just hadn’t mentioned it to anyone?

Polycarp is on a secret political mission involving various extra resources. That is all the information I am authorized to give out at this time. That said, it is my understanding that he will be at the Dope-A-Ween Dopefest/rally in a few weeks.

CJ
Chief of Staff
Polycarp/Esprix for President

[size=1]Hello, USAirways? What do you mean you routed him through Peoria?![/size=1]

By the way, although both soon-to-be Mr. President Polycarp and I strongly support the separation of church and state, I would like to point out that it has been preordained that we are chosen by God to be His duly-named children.

So mote it be.

Esprix

Sigh! Once again, big brother gets the headlines while I just keep on manipulating things behind the scene!

Now, on to that bill directed at Messrs Robinson, Wildmon, Phelps, etc. . . .

CJ

Bill?

Don’t you mean gun?