Inspired by the reasonableness of pretty much everything he’s ever posted;
And especially by his comments in this thread;
And feeling that conservatives would be placated by having a Christian in the white house;
Further feeling that liberals would be just as placated by having anyone with his compassionate additude there as well;
Knowing as well, that the teeming millions and their respective extended families could constitute a fairly sizable voting block;
Therefore, it is decided by me that we should draft Polycarp for President of the United States and throw his name into the hat for the next election.