I would vote for him. The perfect running mate would be Cecil, because we’ll never have to know what he looks like if he takes after Cheney and sits in a bunker most of the time.
Esprix would be a good running mate. Covers lots of leanings that way, from the gay crowd to sci-fi geeks to moderate Christians to punsters.
I’ll bring in the Trek Doper™ vote (for a cabinet position).
Alright, so we have the Straight Dope Party. When’re the primaries? Any idea as to when the national convention should be held? Or should we do this electronically and simply hold an ‘online’ convention and vote that way.
Oh, hell, why not! After the silliness in 2000, I’m surprised we haven’t seen the Dead Voters of Chicago League.
I like this idea! (And it does wonders for my employment situation!)
We’ll need to put together a platform: ideas from the TM are welcomed. And campaign slogans?
How do these sound for appointments after we win:
[ul][li]CJHoworth for Chief of Staff[/li][li]Jonathan Chance for Press Secretary[/li][li]minty green or Jodi for Attorney General[/li][li]Bluesman for National Security Advisor[/li][li]Canvas Shoes for Secretary of the Interior[/ul][/li]
Now, how do we get this bandwagon rolling?