Polycarp? I can't believe you did that.

Heh Heh Heh… that’s a very good line! Mind if I plagiarise it in the future? It reminds me of the classic “I’d accuse you of twisting my words if I thought you had the intellectual capacity to do so…”

Nice soundbite, gobear.

moriah - fathead.

The wanker thing was a joke for crying out loud. What, should I say his momma dresses him funny in response to an unprovoked attack on a joke?

Boo Boo Fool (Warning, joke alert!,) you’re too late bro.

So Ilsa, can I conclude from your new sig that you enjoy getting negative attention?

Ilsa_Lund, stop acting like a damned jackass. I’m off to check out archives to see how many warnings you’ve racked up already. I’d advise you to change your posting style drastically if you wish to remain a member of the SDMB.

Indeed I will. I did not intend my comments to be taken seriously, and no “Junior Modding” was implied.

I regret that I come across so poorly sometimes on the internet, and I shall take a week’s hiatus from posting in the Pit, concentrating on making my posting less abrasive to some. I believe that many take discourse such as this far more seriously than I, but I will attempt to circumvent such animostiy in the future.

Signing off for one week.

Sounds like a plan.

A man, a plan, a canal, The mighty Soo!

Oo! Syth gi’ me th’ lanaca nal, Panama!

Doesn’t have quite the same ring to it . . .

Poor Polycarp. Betcha his power is out because of the ice storm and he can’t even defend himself.

Or maybe he’s too busy extending people’s warranties, eh? :dubious:

Change your username while you’re at it. I keep thinking you’re one of those fat hairy guys who get into chat rooms and claim to be hot 17 yr old blondes.

Having been a passenger in Jjimm’s car, I’m suprised anyone is offwering him a car warranty :wink:

I’m an excellent driver.

I have had a number of interesting run-ins with viruses and other malware, but I am not now nor have I ever been an intentional vendor of extended warranties, or even retracted warranties, or for that matter orange-pekoe teas, whether or not sung about by Warrant.

But if I ever get my hands on the SOBs who engineered something I’ll misspell as Kewl Webb Surch and all its variations… :mad:

:cool:

Now I cry foul!

You’re usually all about that ‘extended life warranty’ thing!

:cool:

That deserves a

:: rimshot ::

Jonathan Chance. Very nice.

Could Polycarp and jjimm both have been the victim of one of those viruses that read your address book, and then send themselves to all the addresses in it? Do virus emails now exist that appear to come from someone you know? It woiuld seem a logical development.

Could Polycarp and jjimm both have been the victim of one of those viruses that read your address book, and then send themselves to all the addresses in it? Do virus emails now exist that appear to come from someone you know? It would seem a logical development.