Ponderable Questions

Why do I always have to go to the bathroom while I’m shopping?

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

She encountered a facehugger that forced an egg down her throat into her chest cavity, where it will gestate until it fatally bursts out of her torso.

Is someone talking about me?

:: looks around ::

Nope, false alarm.

:: goes back to sleep ::

I think so, but aren’t squids just used for initiation ceremonies?

Your dry cleaning is ready.

[Sheriff Bart] Where’re all the white women at? [/S B]

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Why are they called “flashlights”?

If a cow laughed while drinking milk, would milk come out of its nose?

How famous must someone be before he/she can get assassinated instead of murdered?

If they really want to fix the economy, why don’t they just have a lottery where everybody wins several million dollars?