Poop freak takes HUGE ASS DUMP in voice chat!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I was playing Planetside earlier this evening, and was in voice chat. More or less straightforward fighting. We cap a base, and it starts to get zergy. One guy, I’ll call him shit Freak, decided Planetside was so important he didn’t want to go afk to take his evening dump, so he takes his laptop INTO THE BATHROOM and we all have to hear him squeezing out this monster boulder of a turd on voice chat. This is how it went down-
Shit Freak: “Oh man I gotta go to the bathroom…”

Squad Leader: “We’ll cover you until you get back”

SF: Nah don’t worry about it I’ll just take the laptop in the bathroom

Other people: uhhh…snickers

SF: HURRRRRRRRRRRRR! HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! Oh god its gigantic! Ag shit its like getting ripped in two

Angry Player: WHY ARE YOU SHARING THIS WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD?!

SF:HURRRRRRR…suddenly there is this very loud noise, kind of like an explosion or the sound of a bowling ball dropped in a swimming pool

SF: I’m okay I’m okay…I’m just gonna…SNIK CRACK SLAM OH SHI- at this point the guy disconnected. I think he had the laptop on his lap while he was making dookie, and when he stood up to see his handiwork the laptop slid off and broke on the floor.

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Anyone established an alibi for lieu yet?

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Or Major Kong?

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Buddha in a bunny suit.

And I thought people talking on cell phones in theatres was bad.

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I know, tell me about it. Talk about crass. Well, since his laptop probably broke trying to play the game while doing a #2, I think he got what he deserved. :mad:

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“WHO … WORKS … FOR NUMBER … TWO???”

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No, it’s “WHO…DOES NUMBER…TWO…WORK FOR???”

heh.

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There are no words for how disgusting this story is!

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Heh, that’s some funny shit.

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ROTFLMAO

Although I must admit…from time to time whilst on the phone, I have done the same thing.

ducks and runs

IDBB

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Y’know, I just glanced over the thread titles and saw “Pope takes HUGE ASS DUMP in voice chat!”

:eek:

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Wait… You’re missing the big point here.

This guy has a laptop capable of running Planetside at broadband speeds… and a hookup capable of reaching his bathroom.

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He must be Bill Gates! :eek:

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He could have wireless internet, my friend has it on his lap top.

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This is true. And a brand shiny new Dell could run Planetside… but I dunno about the reliablity of wireless at the speed needed for the game. Still, this poor man just shredded three grand in one dump.

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Well, shit happens i guess.

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LMAO…:smiley:

I can’t stop laughing.

That is some funny SHIT…:wink:

I hope you banned him from the squad.

Is Planetside any good??? I just started Playing Asheron’s Call 2 and enjoy it but interested in others.

To think about it it could have been worse…it could have been a chick :eek:

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Damn- That be funny. Doesn’t that voicechat have MUTE?

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I wish. And yeah, some Dell laptops can run this game fine. My best friend plays the game on a Laptop with a wireless Linksys node and gets good pings. I, too have a wireless network from which I play the game. I’ve experimented with using the ethernet cable over the wireless connection (when it was acting up one day) but found no difference in gameplay.

I think the portability of the Dell connected to the wireless router with cordless mic encourages some players (like Shit Freak) to make it a point to be as lazy as possible…God knows what else he does while playing the game…:eek:

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I like the game, its been addictive for me. Though for some people, it can get repetitive. This isn’t EverQuest- Its 3 factions fighting each other over continents and capturing bases/towers over and over. Tactics/game balance have been slowly improving since launch, but a lot of people still want more improvements for what they pay.