I’m hearing various reports. Am I still hauling the main course? Am I providing beer? What sorties will I be on?
Any new details?
Tripler
I’ve been outta da loop for awhile, dontchaknow.
JoeyHemlock’s coming up, so we’d better get the party started. But only if he dresses like Pink.
Tack Pucette, Maeglin, and Mr Hemlock onto the list. Remove Porcupine’s ‘pending transportation’ designation. No new details for you, Tripler, but there will be some by the end of the week, but you can count on hauling some kegs. Oh, and scrounge up some frisbees, volleyballs, and assorted stuff like that, if you can. If you can’t, we’ll just use the rims off your truck, and volleyball-sized chunks of pork.
Pork rule #1 - no one steals Spanky the Wonder Dog from me. He’s mine.
Oh, and Jessica2 and typo mna indicate their porkaliciousness as well.
**Joey Hemlock ** promised to fix my hair. How could a girl possibly resist? I’m in.
Hell yeah, I’m in. Especially if Joey’s gonna be there.
I’ll come.
I absolutely have to go to Ozzfest this year, so that’s one weekend I need to take off from work.
My sister wants me to babysit on her birthday so she can go out with her boyfriend, so that’s another weekend.
I just don’t know anymore, guys. 
Mmmmmm Poooorrrrrrkk
You’re gonna have to put me & JustPlainBryan on the ‘maybe’ list. Due to the new job situation, and a few things we didn’t plan on happening, we might not be able to make it out.
Color me a maybe, too. If someone teaches me how to play lotto, there’s a better chance.
Well… If Java and JPB don’t go, at least I won’t have to feel awful for missing a chance to see them again. They, along with SPOOFE of course, are some of my favorite Dopers.
Do you want help bringing in the fixins? Beer? Soda? BBQ sauce? Potato salad? Various kinds of desserts?
I will be there.
Pork is my friend - we have a lot in common. As you will see on that day, I am known as the other other white meat.
Well, I could definitely make it to my first dopefest, since it is only 10 minutes away from here. So, count me in.
Also, I can score imported and micro- beers as well as wine, and I’m talking about the good stuff. All of it super cheap. (my buddy manages an importer/distributor company)
I’ll just plan on bringing a couple three cases of good beer. More if necessary. I’ll check the final count next month.
Ivar
I’ll be getting in touch with you regarding corporate sponsorship for PorkDope. How’d your buddy like to be the guest of honor?
I’ll be there. And I volunteer to be known as the “White Other Meat”, if you need.
Put me on the “maybe” list. I live in Maplewood, so it isn’t like GV is that much of a trek (but it IS on the Minneapolis side), but it depends on how my kids are doing and if my husband is still in overworked mode.
If I do show, I’ll bring Chocolate. If I’m not too swamped, I’ll bake. If not, it’ll be Woullets.
Beer, pork and chocolate.
This is gettin good.
[sub]Silver Fire of course, always himz and haws about these things. Wouldn’t be a DopeFest thread if she didn’t.[/sub]
chique and Jess are being very, very convincing.
We’ll see how my finances turn out. I think I might be able to make this one, you magnificent bastards.
I have, at my disposal [free]:
(In an actual house):
One twin bed (taken)
Two couches (one is probably taken, maybe two)
One queen size sleeper sofa
(On the porch)
One full size sleeper sofa
(Outside)
Three hay sheds (partially enclosed)
One hay loft (completely enclosed, with spiders)
Several hundred acres (completely unenclosed, with mosqitoes)
The only problem is transport to PorkDope proper, which is about an hour south of me.
If anyone is fence sitting…well…I have a few fences on which you may actually sit 