Speedo Gonzales
Tinklebell
Quack Drag McGrew
John Cougar Mellonballer.
Jessica Mange
Mick Jaggermeister
Robert Stuck
Nathan Lame
Whoopi Goldenshowers
Tom Bruise
Harpy Marx
Bong Crosby
Natalie Pornman
Stretching (maybe too far):
Guessy Games
Boy Ropers
Helen Mirror
Terrible Owens
Down-in-a-van McNabb
Chris-tal Chandelier
Octopus Prime
Joan Crawfish
Ronald Raygun
Clark Can’t
Bruce Vain
Woody Woodpecker
Seriously, how could you make that worse?
Woody Peckerwood.
James Caan but Clark Kent.
James The Wrath Of Caan
Pekerwood: The X rated sequel to Torchwood.
Linda Cartier (the golddigger)
Bruce Dick-In-Son (the pederast)
Dr. Strangelover
(Actually, I enjoy all these people/characters)