Porky Pie

Speedo Gonzales

Tinklebell

Quack Drag McGrew

John Cougar Mellonballer.

Jessica Mange

Mick Jaggermeister

Robert Stuck

Nathan Lame

Whoopi Goldenshowers

Tom Bruise
Harpy Marx
Bong Crosby
Natalie Pornman

Stretching (maybe too far):

Guessy Games
Boy Ropers
Helen Mirror

Terrible Owens
Down-in-a-van McNabb

Chris-tal Chandelier
Octopus Prime

Joan Crawfish

Ronald Raygun
Clark Can’t
Bruce Vain

Woody Woodpecker

Seriously, how could you make that worse?

Woody Peckerwood.

James Caan but Clark Kent.

James The Wrath Of Caan

Pekerwood: The X rated sequel to Torchwood.

Linda Cartier (the golddigger)

Bruce Dick-In-Son (the pederast)

Dr. Strangelover

(Actually, I enjoy all these people/characters)