Is this what it is called? Doesn’t seem to google…
Hobbitses?
Trixy little hobbitses.
This one I knew about well before the Internet. Amputee porn was a regular feature in the Penthouse Letters section.
You are all perverts. Video is safe for work and good for a chuckle.
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“Cameron Fry Porn”[/QUOTE]
By this do you mean just what gets called “Teen” porn? Or is there some kind of specific Cameron Fry thing I don’t know about? (Google turned up nothing, but I’m just checking…)
-FrL-
1.) Does that placard mean that Daddy Warbucks got $2 billion a year fro,m porn? Is that how he could finally afford pupils?
2.) That octopus looks worried, not evil. Maybe about how it can continue to balance on the tips of its 13 tentacles.
Well, I couldn’t fantasize about other dopers before I had the internet could I?
Until I got the internet, I’d never heard of (or seen) a strap-on. My conclusion: Hot!
Funny thing is, I’ve never actually met a woman who owns or has used one…
Hoo boy, I sure been around, lets see:
Car stuck girls: People who would get off on fully clothed women in cars which were stuck in the mud, pumping on the gas pedal
Vore: A subset of furrys where people would get off watching pictures of animals in the process of having sex while eating each other
Poop catchers: Men who would stick transparent screens in public toilets so they could later come back and collect the poop
Slippy Slides: Naked women, on slippy slides
Lilliputian: Men fantasizing about being played around with by giant women
Animal Snuff: Videos of women in high heels stomping on rodents
Genital mutilation: This is so sick I won’t even attempt to describe it
Scrotal Enlargement: Injecting saline solution into the scrotum until it’s the size of a basketball
Vomit: Girls who vomit into another girl’s mouth so she can eat it up
Train rape: Ostensibly real (and quite possibly actually real) footage of women getting felt up and raped on trains in Japan
Pantsing: A full 3 hour video of a guy running up to random girls and pulling their skirts down
Geez, I guess it must help to have a circle of friends who delight in forwarding you obscure shit.
My first nude person/porn experience was star trek porn! Ill never forget it, me and some buddy found some on his brothers computer…I never looked at Riker the same way after that.
My ex-wifes father used to spend his spare time making Star Trek:TNG porn from screen captures done on actual episodes of ST. He had some rather unusual ideas, such as Data’s glowing spoo and such. He intended to try to put together a webpage, but I’m sure he ran into some problems.
If there are any fans of celebrity fakes who are familiar with the artists known as Ision, that would be him. Weird.
I wonder if he knows London_Calling …
Starts at about post #6. Most of you should like it … :dubious:
My name is Auto, and I’m a Hentai-holic. I’ve been clean for 6 weeks now, but the urge to masturbate to divinely proportioned animated babes with super-squeeky orgasmic sounds is rising daily. I cant control it anymore. I know… ok 12 steps. The first step, I have no power over my addiction.
Wait, there’s a popup on my monitor. Pornotube…[urlll]www.hentai(not-link).com, asian pussie… oh god it wont stop. I’m clicking the x but yet they still torment me… more and more and more beautiful women… they… theyyyyy Penis…ensuing… animated nipples… NoooOooOOoooooo COME TO ME…aashshshh fwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwap…fwap…fwap.
Aaaaaaahhhhh yeah. Hoo…yeah. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to wipe off my monitor.
Now, women everting someone else’s rectum outside their bodies, that’s less common.
Really, umm… Really, was that really necessary? :rolleyes:
-FrL-
Honestly? Probably not. Too late to edit now though. C’est la Auto 
:smack:
One I’ve discovered but don’t get: Balloon porn. Squeezing them, rubbing them on your bodies, popping them…don’t get it.
One I didn’t know I had till the Internets: Indian girls. Still don’t understand why I have it, and obviously it’s pretty tame, but ok.
Girls running around outside wearing nothing but a pair of hip-hugger jeans. Barefoot and topless. Toes sticking out from the bottom hem. Hawt!
Now, that’s all I wear around the house/yard. Hubby loves it 
Here at the Straight Dope, we prefer that people provide cites for their claims.
-FrL-
The annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition has, for the past several years, run photo spreads of women wearing painted-on swimsuits. (I think there was one year where it was painted-on baseball uniforms, perhaps.) So this one may be practically mainstream.