There’s been lots of threads for making porn titles from movies, how about one from common household brands and products?
Inspired by one I read about (I wish I could take credit for it)
“I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter”
I can only think of
“Johnson and Johnson”
“Vanilla Cock”
Cocktor and Gamble.
how bout this one…
Palming Olive.
you know…the dish soap.
“I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter”
or
“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butt…err”
“S & M’s… Comes in your mouth…Belts in your hand”
Delizia’s Extra Virgin
(it would have to have a scene of pouring olive oil)
Bob Evan’s Zesty Italian Sausage
I have compressed air duster for my keyboard called “Blow Off.” Kinda speaks for itself, eh?
Black and Dicked-her
Ken wants More
Mr. Dirrty
Stiffer’s (or Stuff-her’s) Lean Cuisine
Mrs. Flash
Poon-Tang
Snuggle Bare
These three work without changing a thing.
Ben & Jerry’s
Cool Whip
Ayds Diet Candies
How about the ever-popular slogan for Carl’s Jr. hamburgers:
“If it doesn’t get all over her face…”
Or how about the Burger King slogan from the 1970s:
“It takes two hands to handle a whopper”