After reading the “Porn Remakes of Films” thread, I started to wonder what we’d see if someone made porn movies based on TV shows. Here are some ideas:
Groped by an Angel
Third Cock From the Sun
the Sex-Files
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Star Trek: Voyeur
Star Trek: Deep Thrust 9
N.Y.P.D. Screw
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
huh. How about Malcome in the middle?
I think there is an X-Files porn. Something about anal probes. 
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
The Capital Gang-Bang
The McGlaughlin Grope
Water-sportsCenter
The Dicks of Hazzard
Night Rider
Orgasm, she screamed
LA Raw
Beverly Hills 90-60-90
Sorry for the metric reference
Genital Hospital
Ally McSqueal
Touched by an Anal-Angel
Suckdown!
Blowesha
Gaywatch (probably already done for real)
Two Guys, A Girl and a Horse
Just Shoot All Over Me
I know one was done for real based on the Brady Bunch entitled “Back Door Bradys.”
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
Chicago Grope
Wet Dream Maker
Small Weiner
the Vice is Right
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
For fans of PBS:
Masterbate Theater
Rim Suspect
Antiques Load Blow
McNiel Lay-Her Spew Shower
Are You bieng Serviced?
This Old Crotch
And while TV commercials might not strictly speaking count, and itmight not be all that dirty sounding, but I’ve the phrase “Foaming Pipe Snake” bouncing around my head for days.
I don’t know about you guys, but heck, I’d like to see these movies!
Or failing that, make them. Anyone want to star in them?
Since we’ve already done some of Fox’s Sunday night lineup, may I suggest:
Future-rammer
King of the Dildo
The Simpsucks
And:
The BJs
Will in Grace (or Fill in Grace)
The Beat-off
Flays 'er (SM extreme porn)
Buffy the Vampire Flayer (more SM porn)
And some that work unchanged:
Party of Five
Veronica’s Closet
Family Guy
Everybody Loves Raymond
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Ally McFeel yet…
Also:
Spin Titties
really good Friends
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Sister Fist-Her
Just Screw Me
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Who Wants To Get a Blowjob?
The Screw Carrie Show
3rd Cock From the Sun (or, for gay porn: 3rd Cock in The Son)
Fucking Amy
Grace Under A Series of Large Men
Wankin’ With Mr. Cooper
This Old House of Ill Repute
Win Ben Stein’s Dick
Siezed Roughly by an Angel
Two Guys, a Girl and a Big Jar of K-Y
Whose Orgasm Is It Anyway?
Boy Fucks World
Sabrina, the Teenage Slut
Oh, I could go on forever, but I won’t.
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am
Sabrina, The Teen Aged Whore
The T&A Team
Monday Night Letsball
Sixty-Nine
Lust
Porn Star Search
Who wants to be 12"?
http://www.madpoet.com
I am human, and I need to be loved
Just like anybody else does
Speaking of old shows:
Leave It to Beaver
Family Affair
(these works just fine as is)
The Dick and Dyke Show
And hijacking some kids’ show titles:
Telechubbies
Poke Her, Mon