You want creepy fantasies? Look up my profile on some fanfiction sites. That’ll make you feel real dirty.
I think that doorhinge is, in this thread, the living embodiment of Occcam’s Razor.
For some reason I read the thread title as “STFU Address”.
Oh, if only.
Are you suggesting that I need a shave? 
What part of, “You make me uncomfortable”, don’t you understand?
No means no.
When do you cover yourself with honey?
Absolutely. I have no interest in filling your mind with scenarios of burly, honey-slathered men, dancing rhythmically while you watch, slack-jawed.
That’s a question you should direct to iiandyiiii. It seems to have become her obsession. It appears that she’s either reliving her good ol’ daze with Hustle’s letters to the editor or is applying for a job as a U.Va fraternity advisor?
Stop begging. No still means no.
Blessed Vishnu on a crutch…I’m starting to reevaluate my (heh) position.
Yeah, if it were anything like you’re describing, I’d totally fuck doorhinge.
I would never attempt to induce in you visions of shirtless, suspendered firemen, connecting that long, thick hose to the hydrant to spray you down with – no, not water, but honey!.. because this (world that I’m not forcing you to imagine) is not our real world, but doorhinge’s special fantasy-place – in which nothing is off limits, not even that muscular, mustachioed delivery guy you’ve had your eye on.
I would never do such a thing.
Maybe you could arrange to rent iiandyiiii’s inflatable doll and her dancing bear/Winnie the Pooh costume?
Gee whiz, you sound just like the Obama’s Christmas card. Michelle? Is that you?
Wrong gender. 
You’re a GUY!?!?!
Boy Howdy, you had me fooled. I’m so embareassed.
No still means no.
I’m just a boy who can’t say NNNNNN…NNNNNN!!!..damn!
Please don’t be embarrassed (or embareassed – which maybe means “imbued with the characteristic of being bare-assed”?) – it’s perfectly natural to imagine swarthy, muscular men dripping honey and dancing for your pleasure. There is actually nothing wrong with what’s going on in your mind.
But, but, but, it’s only taking place in your mind. You only imagine that others must think like you. Transference isn’t a hobby, it’s a disease. I recommend Sea Kelp.
And the answer is still - no.
I know you’re having trouble shaking these images of the taut rear-ends of honey-dabbed men shaking in the streets. I have faith in you, though – you can rise beyond these visions. Only if you want to, though – maybe you’re perfectly happy in this honey-filled world you’ve created.