Post 2 true and 1 false thing about yourself

[Ambivalid]

@Biotop

My guess is #2…am I right?

Yes. Pretty easy I guess. :o

[Rich_Mann]

1. I have six nipples.

2. My sister has webbed toes.

3. My wife has an extra, tiny thumb.
   flatlined, I’m guessing #3. because that is a physical impossibility (plus it’s too specific).

[Alpha_Twit]

1 - I’m distantly related to Ray Kroc, founder of McDonald’s

2 - I once served a pizza to George Bush Sr.

3 - I’m almost blind in my right eye.

Rich Mann #1 is the lie I believe.

[GuanoLad]

1. I am an Internet Celebrity
2. I am not an Internet Celebrity
3. I might be an Internet Celebrity

Hmm… I don’t think I did that right.

1. I have never seen the Godfather movies.
2. I have watched the movie Ever After at least 15 times.
3. I have all the Star Wars movies in every form ever domestically released - VHS, Beta, Laserdisc, DVD, and BluRay.

[Rich_Mann]

Sorry, Alpha Twit, but the truth is that my wife does not have an extra thumb.

Her parents had it removed when she was small, but she still has the adult incisor embedded in her hard palette from the motorbike accident when she was eight.

As to your claims; I find it hard to believe that Huge Insane Berserk Warthog has ever eaten pizza.
And, Guanolad, you’re an internet celebrity to me!

[Alpha_Twit]

Got it in one Rich Mann

[lorene]

@Esox_Lucius

1. I was lost in a forest for a day and a half.

2. I was onstage with The Guess Who for an entire show.

3. I caught a foul ball at a major league baseball game.

I’m struggling with this one. I’m going to guess #2, with the thinking that maybe the word “entire” is the tip off.

For me:

[ol]
[li]I’m a hot, blonde, rich quadriplegic[/li][/ol]

No, wait. Try again.

[ol]
[li]I had dinner with Cab Calloway once.[/li][li]I met Ellen DeGeneres before she was famous.[/li][li]I met Leonard Nimoy after he was famous.[/li][/ol]

[Azeotrope]

1] I will not drive with donuts in the car.
2] I have never been on an airplane.
3] I once broke my wrist when I slipped on a piece of cheese at a graduation party.

[twickster]

Moved MPSIMS --> the Game Room.

[tdn]

@ugly ripe tomato

1] I will not drive with donuts in the car.
2] I have never been on an airplane.
3] I once broke my wrist when I slipped on a piece of cheese at a graduation party.

You’ll drive with donuts in the car, alright.

Me:

1. I have never used inline skates.
2. I have never eaten pickled baby squid.
3. I have never set foot in New Jersey.

[Malacandra]

1. When I first turned up for a rehearsal in our newly formed village band, I managed to play a surprising number of notes despite, in my innocence, holding the trumpet with the wrong hand.

2. I’ve sung in the same concert as bass soloist, baritone soloist, tenor soloist and counter-tenor soloist.

3. As a fund-raising effort for our church’s new organ, I played a hundred hymn tunes at a sitting and from memory.

[Czarcasm]

1. I once rode a Greyhound bus sitting across from Louie Anderson.
2. I drank a bottle of French beer. On purpose.
3. I shot a 110 year old jar of cherries just to watch it die.

[Azeotrope]

@tdn

You’ll drive with donuts in the car, alright.

Sorry, that’s one of the true ones The only car accident I was ever in was when I clipped another car while pulling out of a donut store, and I’m [del]stupid[/del] superstitious that way.

[Czarcasm]

@ugly ripe tomato

1] I will not drive with donuts in the car.
2] I have never been on an airplane.
3] I once broke my wrist when I slipped on a piece of cheese at a graduation party.

I’m guessing #2 is false.

[BigAppleBucky]

My dentist says I will die with all my remaining 28 teeth in my mouth.

I’ve been in five auto accidents in my life without suffering a single injury.

I have not had health insurance for five years.

[Czarcasm]

@BigAppleBucky

My dentist says I will die with all my remaining 28 teeth in my mouth.

I’ve been in five auto accidents in my life without suffering a single injury.

I have not had health insurance for five years.

The first one’s gotta be false-no dentist can make that guarantee.

[Dead_Cat]

@Malacandra

1. When I first turned up for a rehearsal in our newly formed village band, I managed to play a surprising number of notes despite, in my innocence, holding the trumpet with the wrong hand.

2. I’ve sung in the same concert as bass soloist, baritone soloist, tenor soloist and counter-tenor soloist.

3. As a fund-raising effort for our church’s new organ, I played a hundred hymn tunes at a sitting and from memory.

I have to go with number one being the lie - if you don’t know how to play the trumpet, it probably doesn’t matter which hand you hold it with! Trombone, maybe. Number 2 just sounds too awesome to be made up. If it is, well played, if I’m right and it’s true, well sung! Number 3 is also very impressive - but believable, as most hymn tunes are fairly straightforward to learn. Did your performance include full pedalling?

Three for me:

1. I have played croquet on four continents;

2. I messed up on a maximum break (147) in a club snooker match by going in-off on the final black;

3. I played football (soccer) every year for 16 years and only ever scored 2 goals in competition.

[TriPolar]

@Czarcasm

1. I once rode a Greyhound bus sitting across from Louie Anderson.
2. I drank a bottle of French beer. On purpose.
3. I shot a 110 year old jar of cherries just to watch it die.

Gotta be #2. Nobody would do that.

[TriPolar]

@lorene

[ol]
[li]I had dinner with Cab Calloway once.[/li][li]I met Ellen DeGeneres before she was famous.[/li][li]I met Leonard Nimoy after he was famous.[/li][/ol]

This is a tough one. I know several people who had dinner with Cab Calloway (his next door neighbor wasn’t one of them). I also know someone who met Ellen DeGeneres before she was famous, depending on the definition of famous.

So I’m left with meeting Spock, though that is the most likely to be true in general.

[Hal_Briston]

I…

…have been to all 48 continental states.
…have walked through a very large crowd wearing nothing but sneakers and a strategically placed fanny pack.
…was taught to walk with major assistance from a duck.