Post 323

The BBQ Pit
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I know you all wait with baited breath to read my latest post, so here it is.

This is my 323rd post. Aren’t you so thrilled, you could take a dump? Doesn’t it show how much time I have on my hands? Doesn’t it show how dreary this board was before I condescended to grace it with my presence? Aren’t you all glad I’m me? I know I am.

No, I don’t have a blessed thing to say, but I thought you all would be happy to know that I’ve made 323 posts. I don’t see how you’ve managed to live this long without this exciting piece of information. 323. Hell, I can’t even count that high.

We now return this forum to the usual bullshit, calumny, slander, lies & insults.

Armed, dangerous…
and off my medication.

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323 posts since April 21.

Lessee, that’s 212 days of posting. You’re averaging 1.5 posts a day over nearly 7 months.

I have less of a life than you, pal. 459 goddam posts since September 8 (not counting several under a couple previous names).

72 days.

Over 6 posts a day on average.

Well. Looks like I’m damned to the pits of hell. Goddam prolific posters.

-andros-

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I think Peyote is protesting the many threads lately with updates on whom has how many posts milestones.

I guess he finds them mindless.

Pointless, even.

But I guess it’s just stuff that people must share…

Damn shame we don’t have a forum for that kind of stuff.

Yer pal,
Satan

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Personally

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I’m

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jealous

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of

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the

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prolific

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posters.

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Wonder

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how

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I

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could

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possibly

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catch

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up

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with

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those

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paragons