Oh please, Donnie, self publish, no ghost writers. It would be “Comedy GOLD, Jerry, GOLD”
600 pages with 6 words on a page, written with a Sharpie. Most of them “I”
Seriously, it would take time and effort to write a book. He’s got plenty of time but I can’t see him putting forth the effort.
Maybe we could get @Smapti to ghostwrite it for him. Then it would read like CFSG actually wrote it, but larded with backhanded subtleties that only rational people would pick up on.
He can get some geek-for-hire to transcribe all of his tweets into a book. You know they would sell like hotcakes to his congregants. And he can sell special (faux) leather-bound ones with his psychopathic signature in (faux) gold on the cover. You know, so it looks like a family Bible. For a special price, available in fifteen easy installments. Reserve your copy now!
I hear the Bigly Edition comes with a free pillow.
Ya, but it’s full of rat feces.
And the Cover would be red…
A Big Red Book?
Big Orange Book would be more apropos.
Most publishers have fiction divisions, innit? Trouble is, some bookstores would shelve this thing with non-fiction, resulting in purchaser confusion…no, wait a minute…
Dan
Covfefe: An American Love Story
The Combovers of Wrath?
They should do like the NewsRadio episode “Super Karate Monkey Death Car” where Jimmy James has his best-selling book translated into Japanese and then back into English. Except for Trump’s book maybe translate it to Russian then back.
Why not translate it into Russian and leave it?
Or why not just tell the guy who’s writing it for him to just go ahead and write it in Russian, which likely as not, is his mother tongue?
Comrade Trump: Capitalist Puppet
The Saturday morning cartoon spin-off is surprisingly watchable.
“Today, I’m announcing that I will be publishing what I’m going to call my Big Red Book. Sure, Chairman Mouse–ah, Meow, something like that–had a Little Red Book, but mine will be so much better, because it will be bigger. It’s right in the title, see?”
«ковфыфы» ?
Google translates that as “kovfyfy.”
