Post CF and on-going Trump outrages

Early 70s marked the clear turn toward the cliff. Up until 2016, the question was whether they would turn away. Then, with the election of Trump, they drove off the cliff, aimed for the bottom, and lit the afterburners with a mighty yee-haw.

This, then, must the the true source of the well-known Rocket Car story.

You misspelled Yee-Hawd.

Has The Donald offered any comment on the building collapse?

“One of the rescue workers, heroes, from Florida, not a lot of people know that, came up to me and said ‘Mr. Trump, sir, if the election hadn’t been stolen from you, you’d have made sure that building stayed up.’ He knows that all my buildings stay up. I’m the only builder who can do that. As President, which I still am, by the way, the Champagne Towers in Surfboard would be even taller now.”

Maybe something where he brags about how his buildings are soooo good?

He now owns the tallest condo in Florida.*

*not intended to be taken as a factual statement

You left out “tears in his eyes.”

Giuliani and his allies have sought to get paid for the legal work, but to no avail, falling foul of the president in the process.

“Trump is annoyed that he tried to get paid for his election challenge work,” Wolff wrote, per The Times.

Rudy had to know that Trump never pays anyone. What made him think he would be any different?

Aw, Bullwinkle, that trick never works!

This time for sure!

…thinks Charlie Brown, sure he’s going to punt that ball this time.

It’s a rare event, but I might have to side with Trump on this one. Guiliani has already received payment equal to the full value of the work he did on those cases.

Place kick, actually.

Thanks, silenus. Should’ve known that.

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ps, ever seen the Venn Diagram of vintage comic strip fans and NFL rulebook fans? Looks like two eggs, sunny side up…

Surely the weasel would never eat MY face!

And the beat goes on…

Former President Donald Trump swept into Dallas on Sunday spinning tall tales about the 2020 election and the crowd that mobbed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 hoping to keep him in the White House despite his defeat.

“The Biden administration is turning the border into the single biggest disaster in American history, and perhaps in world history,” Trump said with signature hyperbole, lamenting what he called an open door policy to welcome “savage MS-13 gang members,” drug smugglers and illegal migration.

“What was Donald Trump right about?” the ex-president’s son Donald Trump Jr. asked Friday. “Everything!” the CPAC crowd shouted.

The ex-president spent the day downplaying the Jan. 6 attack.

“There was such love at that rally. You had over a million people there. They were there for one reason … We had a corrupt election. We had a rigged election. We had a stolen election,” Trump said on Fox News, describing the scene as “a love fest …They were peaceful people. These were great people.”

Estimates put the crowd that day at no more than 50,000, not over a million. Of those, several thousand lay siege to the Capitol, bashing in windows and doors, attacking police with flagpoles, bike racks, hockey sticks and pepper spray and sending lawmakers into hiding for hours.

My bold.

Biggest disaster in world history?

Over a million people attended a love fest on Jan. 6?

:woman_facepalming:t4:

About 3,000 attended this shit fest.

I think you mean 3,000,000! At least, that’s what they’ll be saying in two weeks.

Touché. You are correct. Rewriting history to suit us as it happens.

Donald Trump is offering his supporters the chance to prove their devotion to him by carrying cards in honor of the twice-impeached former president.

And critics think there’s something familiar about the designs.

In a fundraising email sent out Wednesday, Trump’s Save America PAC asked Trump’s fans to select their favorite of four.

One misspelled the word “official” as “offical.”

I believe the correct word is “offal.”


Do you want one of these in your wallet?