I don’t want to see them on my computer screen, let alone have one in my wallet.
Continuing with our End Times eschatology which has the guy as the American Antichrist, sure, Trump Cards can be the Mark of the Beast, yeah, I’ll allow it. 
This is the content we were promised, after all. Can’t wait until the next step, when the rivers flow red or something.
or “of fecal”
More grifting. More siphoning cash from wallets.
When are the marks going to run out of money? I guess when they do, they’ll blame it on Biden, while getting more government handouts.
At least they’re buying something useful, unlike those lazy millennials and their lattes.
I will bet a substantial amount of money that, however many cards they sell and print, they all have the same ID number on them, because it costs extra to serialize them with custom values.
Can you buy Trump arm bands yet?
Wow, that’s an amazing idea!
Hmmm… maybe trumpy will tell everyone that the number is the same on all the cards and that that number is their Special Mark and it’s their ticket into the New World that he will establish when he is re-elected and crowns himself Emperor of All That Is (like Napoleon). He will encourage his people to have that number tattooed on their inner forearms in barcode format. Henceforth, when they go to events of his, a scanner will identify them and they can come right in.
I need to drink some cold water and sit down for a bit.
And the “Christian” Trumpers would love that idea. They wouldn’t see a thing wrong with it.
Guessing this post-CF thread would be the best (kind and loving) home for this:
He’s been more incoherent than not for quite some time, but is there. like, anything, now, he says that can’t be taken with a rock of salt?
To steal a line I saw on a twitter/reddit link on one of the many news sites* about the Tan Twerp’s newest fund-raising bait & switch: “I did Nazi see that coming”.
*I couldn’t find the link, possibly because it’s been removed/disappeared.
I see Thelma Lou beat me to posting this link, but I really feel the need to leave that quote here. 
And that number is 45-88-666!
You can maybe find it here.
If somebody showed me one of those, I would be compelled to ask “What is this bit of Arabic script at the bottom?”
Trump-appointed lawyer’s false election claims included thermometer conspiracy
I KNEW that Chinese thermometers were somehow involved in this election fraud.
"Clark’s (a Donald Trump-appointed environment law chief at the Justice Department at the center of the former President’s efforts to overturn the election) December 28 email, obtained by the House Oversight Committee, was sent to Rosen and Donoghue and described how Clark wanted US intelligence information from the Director of National Intelligence so he could assess whether Chinese-made digital thermometers could connect with voting machines.
“I would like to have your authorization to get a classified briefing tomorrow from ODNI led by DNI Radcliffe on foreign election interference issues,” Clark began his email, “hackers have evidence (in the public domain) that a Dominion machine accessed the Internet through a smart thermostat with a net connection trail leading back to China. ODNI may have additional classified evidence.”
Mrs. Watering and I were discussing the Arizona “audit” just last week and I said to her “I wonder if anyone’s checked those Chinese thermometers to see if they might have been used to steal the election?”
Those Dominion election machines are wily and will seek to connect to the internet any way that they can. Who knows what else these machines are doing behind our backs.
Curse you, Internet of Things! 
Of course, this is also why I refuse to let the earnest young heating and cooling techs associate my thermostat with my email:
- Earnest: It makes it so much easier to change your thermostat when you’re away!
- Me: Why would I want to do that?
- Earnest: So you can change it when you’re away!
- Me: …because?
- Earnest: Because it’s so much easier!
- Me: …than?
- Earnest: Uh, than changing it when you get home?
Earnest is probably a communist.
Yes, but were these oral or rectal thermometers? That could be important to know when determining how they influenced the election.
Or were they the kind you point at someone’s forehead without touching? Maybe the forehead kind penetrated the people’s brains and made them vote a certain way?
Oral and rectal at the same time. Their heads are so far up their asses. Oraractal? Asshattery?
That’s how I read it.