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I have one of those (or something similar), I found it while desperately hunting for toilet paper about a year ago - it was packaged in a set with a roll of Trump toilet paper. I still haven’t used the TP, I’m saving it for an epically huge and stinky dump.
The toilet brush is really sturdy considering it’s made of a rubber doll with a stick wedged up it’s butt. I’ve scrubbed long and hard with it and it’s still as good as new- and I think I’ve had the cleanest toilet in NC during the past year.
trump’s post-presidency website just went up. As no one will be surprised to hear, it’s an astonishingly brazen piece of historical revisionism. Reading the “About” page made me want to hurl. Fortunately I hadn’t had any breakfast.
One little oddity I found amusing-- on the series of rotating “Hero” banner images on the Home page (I counted 13 total), five of them showed pictures of trump with the top of his head cropped off-- in a couple cases right to eye level. As a web designer / dev myself, it seems like a weird design choice, and makes me wonder if the web designer was delivering a subtle message-- trump doesn’t have a brain!
Also, a lot of images feature Melania, so the site will need some editing soon when she dumps his ass.
Turns out that the head-cropping was an artifact of the banner images sizing to fit a 24" monitor-- if you size the browser window down you see more of the top of the images. That’s easily preventable-- could have made the images crop at the bottom instead of the top or center. So, it still could be intentional-- the front-end dev could have known the images would look fine say, for preview on an iPad but cut off on a big monitor. Or could just be a bad developer.
“I’m crushing your head, I’m crushing your head! That’s what I’m doing, Flathead!”
I wonder how long it will take for some hackers to take the site down.
If I had the mad hacker skillz, I would be working on it right now.
It’s not going to happen. The miserable cold hearted witch won’t give Ivanka the satisfaction.
This is quite amusing on the Press page:
Press Inquiry
Donald J. Trump and Melania Trump enjoy hearing from the American people. Due to the volume of media requests President and Mrs. Trump receive, we will not provide status updates.
Thank you for your understanding.
Yeah… the sheer volume…
Melania is all over the place. Much editing will be needed when she hits the road. Or maybe they can just Photoshop the new Mrs. DJT’s head on Mel’s body? Or just replace her with new Official Hostess Ivanka.
Here’s a deranged press release from trump slamming Drs. Birx and Fauci. You can really taste the bile:
The good developers want to be paid a fair amount in a timely manner. Much easier to have some intern who did a semester in web design slap something together.
I doubt if the person needed even one semester of web design. That site looks like it’s from one of those templates that anyone can slide their own pictures and text into. Trumpy’s people probably paid a 10-year old to do it-- with a pack of ciggies and a couple of airplane-sized bottles of Scotch.
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Shoulda put double spoilers around that link. Two-click rule for links to offensive material, doncha know?
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MyPillow guy tells Steve Bannon that Trump ‘will be back in office in August’ (yahoo.com)
November 3rd, 2020: Trump will win in a landslide!
January 6th, 2021: Biden’s so-called ‘victory’ will be nullified, and Trump will be President!
March 4th, 2021: This is the REAL Inauguration Day! TRUMP WINS!
Today: Trump will be back in office in August!
Maybe so, but if you click on a thread called “…on-going trump outrages” I should think you’d know what you’re getting yourself into 
August 2025, maybe (but please God no).
Just in time to take full credit for how well the vaccine rollout has gone.
This may be the Trumpiest story in the history of Trumps. Greed. Dishonesty. Penny-pinching penury. And, of course, McDonald’s. In other words, the four pillars of Trumpism.
One of Donald Trump’s former bodyguards is (finally) speaking out about a 2008 McDonald’s order that he paid for on behalf of Trump, and for which Trump has yet to pay him back.
…And now he’s got a message for the rest of the world: Don’t buy Trump’s McDonald’s order or his bullshit.
…According to McKay, Trump conveniently had no UK cash on him and asked if anyone could front him.
“I said, ‘Sure’ and took everyone’s order—about 20 cheeseburgers and fries with around 10 or 15 Coca-Colas,” McKay said. “I think Mr Trump ordered two cheeseburgers with fries and a Diet Coke—that was his usual order and he always wanted McDonald’s to take with him on the private jet. It cost me about £95 [around $130] in total and Mr. Trump told me, ‘You’ll get it back.’”
[Narrator: He didn’t.]
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How many of these stories do y’all suppose are out there?
Trump! Champion of the little guy!
Former President Trump on Saturday added to a list of organizations he’s calling on supporters to boycott for opposing Georgia’s voting restrictions.
Driving the news: Trump on Friday urged a boycott of “woke companies” that have taken a stand and Major League Baseball for moving its All-Star Game out of Georgia, adding: “Are you listening Coke, Delta.” In his new statement, he said: “Boycott Major League Baseball, Coca-Cola, Delta Airlines, JPMorgan Chase, ViacomCBS, Citigroup, Cisco, UPS, and Merck.”
What else he’s saying: Trump accused “Radical Left Democrats” of playing dirty by boycotting companies that offend them.
- “Now they are going big time with WOKE CANCEL CULTURE and our sacred elections,” Trump said.
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Yeah, this should finish off Coke, JPMorgan Chase, and UPS.
“There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.”
I nearly said “naked Trumpiverse,” but I figured there isn’t enough brain bleach in the world.
On Donnie’s new website (I’m showing the picture here so you don’t actually have to click on his shit), he appears to have a cameo in a new live-action Teletubbies movie. Aren’t conservatives supposed to be afraid of Tinky Winky?
On the site, he also allows people to make scheduling requests for him, his wife, or the two of them (I’m guessing she’ll turn all of those down) with an emphasis on large numbers and well-known attendees to help decide if he accepts. I was thinking of inviting him to the MLB All-Star game, which fills both criteria pretty well. I’m also considering telling him that they gave in to his demands and are holding it in Atlanta after all. If he does actually show up here, I’ll buy him an H&F hamberder at the ballpark entrance to remind him of his glory days.
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