Post the joke you posted the punchline for.

[Yllaria]

Punch lines I do not know the jokes for:

@Scumpup

With the grace of God and the help of these two thumbs, I think I got everything back where it belongs.

@Scumpup

Turn the bar stools upside down.

@EvilTOJ

You can’t load a truck with bowling balls using a pitchfork

@Scumpup

He said “Fuck him. Give him a dollar.” Breakfast was my idea, though.

@Tom_Scud

You can’t hear a vitamin.

@Zeldar

“Hell, time ain’t nothin’ to a pig.”

@Scumpup

So would I; mine’s as big as a house.

@Lacunae_Matata

Once I caught my breath, I called him Precious.

@Munch

And if it wasn’t for that horse, I never would have made it through college.

@zoid

Better Nate than lever.

@runner pat

“Peter, I can see your house from here.”

@CrimeThink

The 7 year old in the back of my van.

@CT_Damsel

“You got me up at 3:00 AM JUST to hear some asshole singing Hello Dolly?”

@melodyharmonius

Kermit the Frog’s full attention.

@Zeldar

Recognition. That’s all I want.

@Balance

Hey, lady, your sign fell down!

(This one is obligatory for this type of thread.)

@Zeldar

“Yep. And cold, too.”

@Wheelz

Did you look in the park?

@copperwindow

So he said “If I were a dolphin, there would be three of me!”

@sniz

Cancer

Actually, there were a few more, but from the look of them I decided I didn’t really want to know.