Wow! I never thought of trying a squeegee on my ass, though oddly enough Glass Plus works just fine. 
Your ass is glass, Boyo… 
Wow. Just wow. My deepest sympathies to Coldfire.
I guess it’s difficult to know if any thread has ever truly received 0 replies. Judging from recent board activity, any given thread could potentially be bumped years later.
Anyway…
In all seriousness, I would read and reply to this. I can well believe I’d be the only one, though.
Lamia
I’d reply to that thread by saying
“ahem … did you mean the Schleswig-Holstein question” ?
And I’d reply to that to say that you shouldn’t nitpick someone’s spelling while completely ignoring the point of the thread. Then we could have a long hijack about what constitutes an appropriate reply and the standards of discourse in GD, and the whole thing would drag on until it was either locked or dumped in the Pit.
So I think that thread would get a lot of replies after all.
In GD:
BuSh SuKXx OmG LoLoLolOL!!!11
Actually, that would definitely garner some responses, as the urge to ridicule would be near-overwhelming…
Ridicule who? The poster, or the Pres? Givin the composition of this board, likely both.
Have you ever been to Area 51? Got Pics to prove?
I have confidence and faith that Dopers of all political persuasions would ridicule anyone who posted something in that style, regardless of the opportunity to bash Bush.
Ahem: Have you ever been to Area 51? Got Pics to prove?
Damn Hamster Fingers. :mad:
That’s true. Of all of the message boards I have visited, The Straight Dope is the only one where people bother to spell right and use proper grammar.
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So I think that thread would get a lot of replies after all.
LOL Lamia !!!
While you folks speculate, I’ve decided to conduct an experiment.
And you lose, Gadfly.
C’mon, Gadfly!
Knowing the smartass ratio on this board, you should have realized that the second you posted a link to a thread you didn’t want anyone to post to that it would be posted to by SOMEONE… :smack:
Gadfly didn’t lose. He (she?) confirmed the theory that there is nothing Dopers won’t talk about and nothing we won’t do to bump our post counts.
BTW, Gadfly, Your little experiment didn’t last long. Although it did prove that Mods are a touchy bunch. The thread was locked and the Mod didn’t even respond. How rude!
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