Post to the SDMB from onboard the starship ENTERPRISE

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Cardassians or Legate Damar approaches one. Many people misinterpret this to mean that once such a comparison is made, the thread is finished and whoever mentioned the Cardassians has automatically “lost” whatever debate was in progress.

“Where did Christianity go?”

ST:TNG

Cafe Society:

Even Better… Batman vs Q. Who Wins?

GD:

Federation science and its dependence upon “anomaly”-based explanations.

MPSIMS:

My son Wesley is learning the pan-flute!

The Pit:

Deanna Troi, do your “powers” EVER work???

“Stupid earthlings.” — Q

Reminds me!

GD: Modal ontological proof of the existance of the Q Continuum
:slight_smile:

“Deanna Troi: If you’re so fucking smart, just take the Randi Challenge already!” (Pit)

MPSIMS: My targ’s breath smells like targ food
GQ: How do I re-allign the deflector dish to emit anti nutrinos?
ATMB: Why are the subspace servers so slow?

GQ:

How to break free of a temporal causality loop?

Two things:

  1. You knwo that Orb of Time you "acquired’ on Bajor? Take it back.

  2. Dude! You have posted the same question 274,475,896,888 times and are personally responsible for countless system crashes. Stop it.

Sequential Threads!

  • Do you have “indoor tribbles” or “outdoor tribbles”?
  • Favorite recipes for carnivores

New thread in IMHO

Finally ! My first Landing Party Detail ! What should I bring down with me ?

You win.

The hamsters were replaced by Tribbles back in the year 2406. They don’t run, all they do is lie around and eat and reproduce.

New MPSIMS thread:

Sex with targ is fun.

My ship’s counselor caught me in the holodeck having a…an…um…“session” with a hologram of her. What should I do?

Something the Captain will immediately make you take back up to the ship.

On Qo’noS, you don’t run Holodeck program.
Holodeck program runs you! :smiley:

Is that what that thing is? I swear I had no idea-- I thought it was a Spican flame gem sculpture. Shouldn’t an Orb of Time be more orb-shaped? I take no responsibility if the Bajorans can’t even be bothered to label their priceless cultural artifacts right. No wonder the Antarean glow water wasn’t working.

Regardless, I’ve since made arrangements to get rid of it. Thanks for the advice! I think everything is going to work out just fine.

GQ:

How to break free of a temporal causality loop?