As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Cardassians or Legate Damar approaches one. Many people misinterpret this to mean that once such a comparison is made, the thread is finished and whoever mentioned the Cardassians has automatically “lost” whatever debate was in progress.
“Where did Christianity go?”
ST:TNG
Cafe Society:
Even Better… Batman vs Q. Who Wins?
GD:
Federation science and its dependence upon “anomaly”-based explanations.
MPSIMS:
My son Wesley is learning the pan-flute!
The Pit:
Deanna Troi, do your “powers” EVER work???
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
“Where did Christianity go?”
[/QUOTE]
“Stupid earthlings.” — Q
Reminds me!
GD: Modal ontological proof of the existance of the Q Continuum
[QUOTE=JohnT]
Deanna Troi, do your “powers” EVER work???
[/QUOTE]
“Deanna Troi: If you’re so fucking smart, just take the Randi Challenge already!” (Pit)
MPSIMS: My targ’s breath smells like targ food
GQ: How do I re-allign the deflector dish to emit anti nutrinos?
ATMB: Why are the subspace servers so slow?
GQ:
How to break free of a temporal causality loop?
[QUOTE=Terrifel]
GQ:
How to break free of a temporal causality loop?
[/QUOTE]
Two things:
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You knwo that Orb of Time you "acquired’ on Bajor? Take it back.
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Dude! You have posted the same question 274,475,896,888 times and are personally responsible for countless system crashes. Stop it.
Sequential Threads!
- Do you have “indoor tribbles” or “outdoor tribbles”?
- Favorite recipes for carnivores
New thread in IMHO
Finally ! My first Landing Party Detail ! What should I bring down with me ?
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
Greetings, Hu-mon.
I am Quartz Rak Krsytal, Ferenghi Princess of Ferenghinar, not allowed to wear clothing or conduct business.
My late husband, Bauxite Al Uminium, died leaving 7,040,300,234 bars of gold pressed latinum to his family.
I understand that you are an honest Hu-mon, and will assist me in moving my late Husband’s wealth from Ferenginar to the Federation, where I may find more marks, er, may live as an honest, upright, wealthy citizen.
Upon receipt of your bank account number, the social security numbers of all members of your family, passwords to all your ebay and email accounts, I will deposit my Husband’s money to you and we will live happily ever after.
Regards, Quartz.
[/QUOTE]
You win.
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy]
ATMB: Why are the subspace servers so slow?
[/QUOTE]
The hamsters were replaced by Tribbles back in the year 2406. They don’t run, all they do is lie around and eat and reproduce.
New MPSIMS thread:
Sex with targ is fun.
[QUOTE=Starfleet Officer Who Left His PADD Unattended]
Yes, I thought I’d just let you all know that. Nothing better. Yup, I do love them targ.
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My ship’s counselor caught me in the holodeck having a…an…um…“session” with a hologram of her. What should I do?
[QUOTE=labtrash]
New thread in IMHO
Finally ! My first Landing Party Detail ! What should I bring down with me ?
[/QUOTE]
Something the Captain will immediately make you take back up to the ship.
On Qo’noS, you don’t run Holodeck program.
Holodeck program runs you! 
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer]
Two things:
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You knwo that Orb of Time you "acquired’ on Bajor? Take it back.
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Dude! You have posted the same question 274,475,896,888 times and are personally responsible for countless system crashes. Stop it.
[/QUOTE]
Is that what that thing is? I swear I had no idea-- I thought it was a Spican flame gem sculpture. Shouldn’t an Orb of Time be more orb-shaped? I take no responsibility if the Bajorans can’t even be bothered to label their priceless cultural artifacts right. No wonder the Antarean glow water wasn’t working.
Regardless, I’ve since made arrangements to get rid of it. Thanks for the advice! I think everything is going to work out just fine.
GQ:
How to break free of a temporal causality loop?