Not kidding but not actively trying to solve it either. I googled it to make sure I got the syntax right and then pasted it into the thread.
http://www.storyofstuff.com/index.html93189500
What can I say. I’m a hippy.
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We cannot discuss the specifics of our security posture at (redacted after paste).
Winkelried
XA011700AV
(It’s the part number for a Campbell-Hausfeld crankcase gasket. I’m at work…)
The main objective of the surface section will be to drill approximately 30m through the volcanic rock/conglomerate/boulders and then to nudge the well in the desired azimuth at a rate of 2degrees/30m for the next 120m to a section depth of roughly 150m. This will allow the 13 3/8” casing shoe to be set at a depth to cover surface aquifers and in a location that gives some separation from the other wells located on the pad. All wells will be nudged except for the wells originating from slots 6 and 11 which will be drilled vertically from surface in order to accommodate additional anti-collision concerns.
Regarding our former associate, call Herve and tell him I want all the records purged and get then rid of the car. I don’t want that car to ever turn up, so use the service. Once that’s done have all the deposits transferred to my “Entertainment Account” and burn the building.
[We’ve had some “personnel issues” here at SmithCo Inc.]
Among the five men killed by “Leftie” are both the man responsible for putting the brain at the controls of the trolley, and the author of this example.
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Rover Dramawerks
My sister-in-law was putting on her makeup and her grandson, age about 4, asked what she was doing. “Making myself beautiful,” she said. His reply?
“I don’t think it’s working.”
(from another SDMB thread that I had to paste to a friend to share the lulz)
Venki Chithambanpillai and Sunny Guin, Graduate Students, of the TTUHSC, Department of Pharmaceutical Sciences, are presenting seminars, Monday, March 31st, 2008 from 12:00 – 1:00 PM in Room 107.
Venki’s seminar is titled “Triacsin C, a time dependent and irreversible inhibitor of ACSL in enodthelial cells.”
Sunny’s is titled “Designing RON Specific mAb-Doxorubicin Immunoliposomes for Potential Cancer Therapeutics.”
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Any ideas on how to improve this?
I didn’t realise it was there until I checked for this thread. It didn’t seem like a good idea to me either to leave it there, so I copied something else. But thanks anyway!