Ten. You forgot the last one to spend the next 30 years giving a word-perfect reproduction of what all the others said.
Q. How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The last time this question was asked, it was about Monty Python fans. This seems inconsistent. Is this a mistake?
How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
GEEZ, do you folks actually have to change your bulbs?? If my room notices that the current bulb is out of light, it ejects it, and automatically mounts the next bulb without asking.
No, GE bulbs won’t work in our sockets. We use those $13 bulbs that we order online from special stores. They cost more but it’s worth it…
How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What the hell difference does it make? We’re all gonna die anyway!
Another StarTrek oldie:
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
^:)^
Q: How many Serlins does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to offer advice on how the light bulb can make itself attractive, one to pretend to be a light bulb that follows that advice, and the other two just get banned really quick.
Q. How many fish does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fish don’t have hands, silly!
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Bitch can do the dishes in the dark.
Q. How many white men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one.
How many StraightDopers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six.
One to bring up the General Question.
One to offer his Humble Opinion.
One to comment that this is Mundane, Pointless Stuff.
One to turn the issue into a Great Debate.
One to make offensive jokes and get dragged into The BBQ Pit.
And finally, a Moderator to examine the bulb and determine that its thread should be locked down.
Light&Power to the People,
TN*hippie
Q: How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 251. I to change the bulb, the other 250 to blow up the ship out of shame.
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I dunno… it’s gonna cost ya…just how much money did you say you had?
These are variations on ones that have already been said, but bear with me:
Q. How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three: one to change the bulb, and two to talk about how great the old one was.
Q. How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two.
I’d heard this answer as
Approximately 1.00000…
How many social workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[ul]
[li]Only one…but it depends on whether or not the LIGHT BULB wants to be changed.[/li]
[li]It doesn’t matter anyway, they’ll burn out.[/li]
[li]I don’t know. I’m still a BSW student, but I’ll research it and write an analysis, a minimum of 15 pages, 10 references and have it to you before class on Friday![/li][/ul]
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: .9999…
Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Somewhere between -2 and 4.
Here is a list for Southeastern Conference Schools.
http://www.rock103.com/drakeandzeke/asheard/?dnzAsheardPage=secstudents.html
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to stand on a stool and change the bulb, and one to prevent the other’s knee from jerking.
How many dyslexic people does it take to change a light bulb?
Eno.
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Q: How many Centauri…
A: In the old days, you could have a thousand servants to change a thousand lightbulbs!
Q: How many CalTrans workers…
A: Around 10 or so, plus 4 trucks, flares, CHP escort, and 2 lane closures during rush hour.
How many assholes (people, not body parts) does it take to change a lightbulb?
FUCK YOU!
Sorry …
-Syko
How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The keyboard player does it with his left hand.
How many Dopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
20
1 to ask the question and 19 to give links to where it was asked before.