Post your bizzare SDMB search results!

This is just a fun little game I thought of. There was a GQ question that I thought was answered a short time ago. I couldn’t actually find the thread I was looking for, but I did come up with some silly results. Here was my favorite…

I searched for: HPV vaccine
One of my results: **Girl sues to take pet ferret to classes **

So I just wanted to see what else we could come up with. type in something innane, or even something you’re honestly looking for in the search option; then share with me us one of the bizzare results.

(Please don’t ressurect any zombie threads on this behalf :wink: )