Male.
[singing]…I sleep all night and I work all day…[/singing]
Female, although not of the spider persuasion (I just like them).
Goodness, your perceptiveness makes me blush… But I’m a few year past cute, and entirely too close to: “Doesn’t she look remarkable for her age?”
goes and looks at astrangefish’s picture on the pic pages
Drat.
[hijack]Poor Matt, yet another one of your sexual fantasies dashed to pieces. 
[/hijack]
Since I get asked a lot too because it is kind of hard to tell by my screen name, I am of the female persuasion.
They call me Mister Fiat!
Since everybody else is admitting their dirty little secrets: male!
Mr. Male here.
Just to pad my post count. Male
Well, anyone who’s familiar with Douglas Adams could easily guess my gender.
For the rest of you: I am male. Plain ol’ boring heterosexual (that means “straight,” for all you Hellenically-challenged people) male.
However, I’ll be willing to change all that if I meet the right lesbian.
I’m a (hold on while I ajust myself) male.
Female.
“My lord, my lord,
I am a simple woman, much too weak
To oppose your cunning.”
King Henry VIII, Act 2, Scene 4
Dry’s not the only one with the ability to quote Shakespeare. 
“I thank God I am not a woman,
to be touched with so many
giddy offences as he hath
generally taxed their
whole sex withal.”
–As You Like It, Act 3, Scene ii
Whoa, yeah! 
He’s definitely male. I’m definitely female.
But Mrs. Zero? Honey, uh… no. I don’t like that much. I mean, I am your wife and all, but Mrs. Zero just doesn’t sound right…
>:(
Lifts the left cheek and lets one go, resulting in a rustle of empty beercans.
I’m a dude.
“I thank God I am not a woman,
to be touched with so many
giddy offences as he hath
generally taxed their
whole sex withal.”
–As You Like It, Act 3, Scene ii
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[/QUOTE]
Than men their minds! 'tis true.
O heaven! were man
But constant, he were perfect. That one error
Fills him with faults; makes him run through all the sins:
Inconstancy falls off ere it begins.
What is in Silvia’s face, but I may spy
More fresh in Julia’s with a constant eye?
–The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act 5, Scene 4
Well, there’s the fact that I’m Dave, The Dave-Guy, and Sakura’s father. But just in case you wondered…
“What, with my tongue in your tail? nay,
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.”
–The Taming of the Shrew
Act II, Scene i
And just so you know, DRY, Sakura’s looking for a Shakespearean gender-revealing quote too!
This is fun!
This may be pointless, but for the new folks on the board I’ll dredge out the antecedants again…
Yeah, my screen name is weird. And male. And dead. And obscure.
But I’m female anyway.
Hey, it was a weak moment. It happens, okay?
Veb