What? Are you in solitary confinement? With WiFi?
Care to expand on this one? You’ve got me curious.
Been there, done that, meant well, bloody hell.
He’s on twitter. You’re so curious, YOU try it. dons asbestos suit
(…and if you live, jump on a JAL flight to Japan & see if Godzilla likes enemas… :eek: )
Still thinking an explanation would be nice.
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YOU posted it. Just spill, man.
Move halfway across the country. (well after I move back home that is). Moved to Seattle from Anchorage in 2010, then from Seattle to Colorado in March of this year. If I’m still as homesick as I am now in 3-5 years (if I ever financially recover from those moves :D), I’ll never move again once I get back home to Anchorage.
Ride a Greyhound bus. I’ve been only been on one once, well twice but the first one doesn’t really count because I was about 9 or 10 and it was kind of fun/kind of boring. The second time, when I was an adult was…horrific (though the experience did make for funny stories and bragging rights :D). My 10 year old self was wrong! It is hell.
Not enough smilies or explanation points, Amens, or “this!'s” for this one. I’m from a state where it’s like state law or something that you have to love camping/fishing/hunting etc.
I never liked it, EVER. I got dragged along to every family camping outing that ever was. And even as a kid my opinion was “this is housework, only worse”. Not to mention, there’s NOTHING TO DO. And no, staring into a fire isn’t “doing something,” nor is gutting fish, washing pans in a glacier temperature stream (literally), gathering wood, poking at the tarp so that the rainwater doesn’t gather and collapse it, and so on and so forth. Thank goodness I’m a reader or I would have died from boredom as a teenager.
Vegas, the Luxor, now THAT’S a vacation. 
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Drink Jägermeister. It caused me to jump into Lake George in February. :eek:
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Jump into Lake George in February.
Not quite. I live in a SRO hotel for people with mental health issues. As I have mention already, I have no interest in intimacy and I just don’t want a TV. What I would like is a new computer and a kitten, but have no money for either of them.
More things I’ll never do again:
[ul]
[li]Smoke a cigarette[/li][li]Smoke weed[/li][li]Drink alcohol[/li][li]Buy a bag-less vacuum[/li][li]Have long hair[/li][/ul]
I don’t get the manual transmission hate, it’s the only thing I’ll drive with pleasure.
What I will never do again:
[ul]
[li]eat spleen[/li][li]go on a water slide called ‘‘Death Drop’’[/li][li]dance the flamenco[/li][li]remarry (widowed once, soon to be divorced)[/li][li]bungee jump[/li][li]blindly obey my GPS[/li][li]eat tinned sardines[/li][li]watch The Sound of Music[/li][/ul]
Eat brains and eggs. (Eggs I like, it’s the brains I won’t eat.)
And it’s even a current thread!
Live in Arizona
Live in Florida
Go downhill skiing
Waterski on January 1st (a local tradition)
Work in a Target store
Too bad.
YOU’RE curious. Just go to Steve Martin’s twitter & scroll DOWN, man.
(What, you can’t read Steve Martin…!?)
Dear Santa, for Xmas please make these 2 posters Less Lazy…
Ok Count, I’ve looked back through his feed but don’t see much of anything worthy of an asbestos suit…
Me either.
Screw that. I’m not wasting my time.
Go spelunking. My first (and only) time was when I discovered I’m claustrophobic.
Don’t go spelunking with Steve Martin! :eek:
It was xmas 2011; my post got his snark reply which led to an avalanche of his fan pile-on posts. He did nothing to stop it & all his Martinettes stayed in his good graces. Tell me: was that worth 3 posters Badgering me like Asshats to hear? Really…?
And AndNoClueboy is just out-and-out blocked. That level of whiny feet stamping entitlement should be below the range of human hearing and never ever rewarded.