Brace yourself, weenies are coming.
“What an adorable little nubbin! So, are you Japanese, or Republican?”
I don’t think so much of JW as I do “time portal to 50 years ago.”
Then there’s Kiber. Every time I see one of his posts I immediately look over at his join date, assuming he’s some noob. When I see he’s been around a while I wonder, hmmmmm, why haven’t I . . . . . ooooh, shiny.
Oh, when will society finally learn to get past the culture of weenie-wagger-shaming?
Calling all weenie waggers all aboard the weenie wagon.
So to speak. 
Frankly, I say “Hot dog!”.
Dude, all of your posts start with “It’s a model ESPF3200XL Martin made in 1841. It doesn’t have a neck, but it sounds sweeeeet! When I play Bach’s Etude in BflatMajor11, I get admiring looks from all the lay-dees!”
Oh, you know it’s true, strumhead.
I post about raising pigs, but not like, obsessively. (I hope)
Mostly in posts about pigs, farming, or international afghan cartels.
Oh yeah, Pig Guy!
I recognize your username, but I have no recollection at all of you posting about pigs.
“International afghan cartels” sounds like terrorist organizations.
Or you have those who clearly support distasteful things like pedophilia, but you need to read carefully, such as Fenris.
OK - I haven’t read every single post here, although I tried. Good lord, 5 pages?
Anyhoo,
Siam Sam have pigeons been mentioned yet?
iiandyiiii I learned how to spell his name after he started a thread about it. Also, he’s feminist. 
ddsun People might possibly know me because I have the stupidest user name ever (I will change it one of these days), and I start Pit threads. Apparently, that’s all I can be arsed to do. I may be irritable, or I may just have great antennae for really irritating topics and posters.
When I first started posting here, I was a very obscure and unknown stand-up comedian. After a few years, I disappeared from the board, and resurfaced as an EMT. I’m sure someone has grown tired of hearing me say one or the other.
You don’t post nearly enough “…but his head was three feet away.” threads for me to remember you as an EMT.
I’ll try to work on that, just for you.
The frightening thing is this line could apply to either profession.
Five pages and no one’s tagged me with bargirls yet? For shame.