I hate when that happens. You’d think I’d learn to take a flashlight alone with me but no.
True dat. It’s starting to come back to me now. Just before drifting off I recall a beard in my earhole whispering “Have Some Madeira, M’Dear” so whatever fate befell me I’m pretty sure I’m not bricked up in here for good. And no, I don’t have a rope, a 10 foot pole, or a disposable halfling thief (the widom and utility of which was recognized as far back as 1937).
All is not lost, though. I’ve found a feather boa and some nice moisturizing lotion here in my cell. I just wish I had some more room. I’ll start pulling at some bricks…
But of course you found a boa, what with being in a constricting place and all. The feathers are a bit of an evolutionary puzzle…
Do you have a basket in there, too? 
I believe that Lord Vetinari calls it occupational therapy.
Well the lotion is all gone now (what…I got bored.) but lucky for me the brickwork is very old and I managed to pick a hole in the wall and have been walking along a darkened corridor for several hours now. It’s still very cold & humid, and my clothes are all damp. This is really weird. I have no idea where I am and there si something about this place that just feels abandoned and incredibly old.
What a poe excuse for a thread topic.
Dungeon? We used to dream of postin’ from dungeon. Best we could manage was postin’ from cardboard box in middle a’ road.
You had a cardboard box?
Luxury!
Don’t feed the trolls…
If possible, also avoid being fed to the trolls or the trolls eating you on their own accord.
Most trolls drive Civics.
If you can get some of those Minecraft[sup]TM[/sup] Eterna-Burn[sup]TM[/sup] torches you’ll be set! But first you have to get outside and chop down a tree…
I know, it’s a riddle!
Let’s see - cold and humid, weird, abandoned and incredibly old…
You’re screwing my grandma!!!
You had a road?
It puts the lotion on its skin!
Do you have a bunch of scars all over your body and an awesome head of dreadlocks? If so I’ve got some BAD news for you.
groan
I begin to have an idea why you ended up in a dungeon…
What about the Grue
Resignation. I’ve been wandering this dungeon for 3 days now, and am starting the 4th. My battery’s about dead, I’m really hungry (feather boas aren’t very satisfying), and as near as I can tell this corridor is just a big circle because I’ve passed by my hole-in-the-wall cell a few times. I had hoped to find a wandering monster, trapdoor, or even a drainhole–something to assure me there is a way out of here, but it looks like I’m truly screwed.
Unless you encounter a gazebo first. Those damned things are dangerous.