Paul Lynde’s Wife
regards
FML
Leonard Nimoy’s Foreskin
William Shatner’s Hair
John Ashcroft’s Gallbladder
Julie Andrews Gallbladder
Pamela Anderson’s Implants
Christopher Reeve’s Spine
Andy Dick’s Anus
What?
Jamie Lee Curtis’ Vestigial Penis
Marky Mark’s Third Nipple
Rick Allen Handstand Band
Hey, just get it all and call the band the Deformed Celebrities or something…
Rosie O’Donnell’s vagina.
Betty Ford’s Tits.
Yeowch!! Thanks for jamming a red hot poker in my mind’s eye!
Sad but true. 
Am I the ONLY ONE on the frickin’ Straight Dope to have seen Black Snake Moan?? Anyone who has problems with Christina Ricci’s INFUCKINGCREDIBLE body NEEDS TO SEE THAT MOVIE and do some kind of meaningful penance for doubting! (unless she recently had breast reduction sugery and I don’t know about it).
I think you must have meant Julie Andrews’ Voice, yeah?
Dunno about her voice, but I recall reading about 10 years ago she had to have her gallbladder removed in emergency surgery.
Kathleen Turner’s Overdrive.
The back of JFK’s head.
You were the first to say that because it’s not what this thread is about. :dubious:
Venus de Milo’s arms
She had some growths on her vocal chords that were removed by (apparently incompetent) surgeons. She lost that beautiful singing voice forever. She can still speak normally as far as I know. As I recall there were lawsuits aplenty but I don’t know the outcomes.
Please allow me to amend that. The band name should be James Doohan’s Middle Finger.
The Def Leppard Drummer’s Arm.
Ooh, that is good.
Stacey Keach’s upper lip
For the never-aired TV show Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video, Dan Ackroyd did a bit called “Celebrity Deformities”, in which he showed off his (real) webbed toes.
I’d suggest “Dan Ackroyd’s Toe Webbing”, but I’ll bet he’s still got them.
Andrew Vachss’s Eye (I love the triple “s”)