Doing some searching I stumbled upon mention of a musical group named Sandy Duncan’s Eye, and thought of some others that could share the same spirit, but with a differnet celeb. My favorite-
Gary Burghoffs Hand.
Anyone?
Bobbitt’s Cock
David Crosby’s Liver
Jayne Mansfield’s Head
Jennifer Lopez’s Hemorrhoids
The Blind Staring Glassies.
What?
If you’re going to use Sandy, use “Sandy Duncan in a Wheat Field”.
There was a punk band called Sharon Tate’s Baby.
You could go with a theme. Sammy Davis’s Eye, Robert Falk’s Eye. Brahe’s Nose. Van Gogh’s Ear. Poe’s Liver.
Abbie and Britney’s Heads
Heather Mills’ Leg.
Britney Spears’ Virginity (or Hair. Or Dignity.)
Bob Dole’s Arm
Milton Berle’s Dick
Paris Hilton’s Brain
Alonzo Mourning’s Kidney
Bette Davis Eyes.
Can’t believe I get to be the first to say that! 
Peter Falk, I think.
James Doohan’s Finger
Jerry Garcia’s Finger
James Brady’s Intellect
Alberto Gonzales’ Credibility
Dick Cheney’s Sense of Humor
sorry, especially for the Brady one
The theme is “Things They’ve Lost”, not “Things They Never Had”…
Hillary’s Hats.
Christina Ricci’s Rack.
Lindsay Lohan’s Looks.