IOW he was put on the spot and had to come up with some kind of half-assed explanation.
At the end of the day, all that matters is that he stops doing it. If he ever starts again, you have my permission to throw his toothbrush in the toilet.
I nominate this one Thread Winner, and also, the Official SDMB Romantic Poem For February 2012.
Or…
I am also like the OP…I hate to be bothered when I am pooping! I need to concentrate, to read (even if its the ingredients on the tube of toothpaste!), I need quiet! Poops like this only come around once a day!
Have you tried asking Dear Abby?
Where was he 9 days ago? I could have used it with my boquet.
I concur.
Or Dan Savage? (WTF is this “bathroom week”?)
Come on, Monkey Saber. One more update!
Didn’t you see the “chocolate fountain” thread?
Aaaaaand, I’m outta here. [pukeysmiley]
I believe an update is in order.