Poverty. I don’t have much money as it is and I could probably survive with less. Even if I had lots of money, I probably wouldn’t be happy if I didn’t have a significant other to be with.
It doesn’t work that way. You still have your libido, but lack the drive to act on it.
If I pick poverty, is that a guarantee that I’ll be getting sex? And if I pick chastity, is that a guarantee that I won’t be poor?
Chastity for me.
As I’m currently chaste and poor, this is an easy decision. Chastity, because I hate poverty more and it’s not as though I’ll know what I’m missing.
(…well, except if this means I have to lose the sex toys. Damn.)
Since I’m already poor AND chaste, I’ll go with poverty. I don’t mind being poor, so long as I have someone to keep me company. I think a large part of why people bother to earn significant chunks of money
is to attract a mate, so why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Chastity. I’m not getting laid anyway, but I’ve got an excellent chance of avoiding poverty. So the chastity vow wouldn’t require me to give up much. Besides, maybe ten years in a decent job would give me a chance to grow up a bit, and improve my odds once the chastity vow ended. And the certainty that I wouldn’t get laid for the ten-year period (unless I got hitched) would lend a certain degree of simplicity to my life.
In that case, give me chastity, as the consequences for failing to observe this would likely lead to the other choice, after the divorce settlement and child support.
I’ll split the difference, thanks. That way I can be a cheap date.
‘Grant me chastity and continence, only not yet.’ - Augustine of Hippo
To be fair, by the above definitions, I am already chaste. But I don’t run too fast, because being caught is more fun 
Si
Bah! I was about to post the Augustine thing but, alas, too late. 
Im already chaste, and because of the expenses of living in this state, not actually in poverty but we certainly dont have much in the way of excess cash at the end of the month…
I got both, so what else is there … temperence?
While this usage of chastity is more appealling than the one I used the first time I answered the question, at this point in my life, it still strikes me as depressing. Not for others, but for me since I’m lacking that legal husband. I’ll stick with poverty for now.
The third vow is often obedience.
*No money, no honey, no mucking around
*
as explained to me by a Franciscan friar (who take all three seriously).
Si
Choose? You mean I get to give one of them up? Either way, my life is going to be a lot better for the next ten years!
Chastity. There’s always the internet, and I don’t mean for reading shit.
Chastity. I hardly ever have sex anyway. At least then I’d have a good excuse.
ETA:** Alan Smithee** wins the thread.
Poverty, no contest. Sex is my favorite thing in the world.
But what if chastity means no masturbation either?