First of all Slythe, yes, you do level personal attacks against me. They can be found all over the SDMB.
I don’t owe you this, especially since it isn’t topic-related, but just because you despise me the most, that outta count for something…here’s the answers to your questions:
Do you believe that there is a great body of evidence involving U.F.O.s?
I know that evidence in the form of eyewitness reports by reliable witnesses exists and that there is a “great body” of it. I believe that some physical evidence is PROBABLY posessed by the US Government, and no, they aren’t gonna admit it, or let you or I examine it any time soon.
Do you think I was stalking Cessandra?
Stalking in the classic sense? Of course not… Going way out of your way to try to protect here as to make yourself obvious? Yes, you did it then and are doing it now. I can only privately speculate as to the reason for this.
Do you believe that I am related to anyone on the Straight Dope Board?
I would have no way or proving or disproving your relationship to anyone on this board. Do I REALLY think that you are the brother-in-law of David B? No. But then again, who knows for sure…all I’ve got is an eyewitness account.
Do you have a problem with my job?
I’ve answered this at least two or three times in different threads. No. Not at all. I know plenty men of science that work as security guards, fry cooks, cashiers, etc. I think that if you are doing work that makes you happy and makes you want to get out of bed in the morning then you are one of the truly blessed.
Do you have a problem with my sexual orientation?
Your sexual preference would not be known to me if you had not chose to share it recently, and no, bisexuality, although not my chosen path, is OK for you or anyone else that wants to practice it. It has no bearing on me personally.
There…feel better?
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