Oh, he uses them all the time but only in a dark closet when no one is home. Then he feels guilty afterward and hopes his dead relatives wern’t watching. Then he prays not to go to hell.
…and…
(((((((((HUGE HUGS)))))))))) for the sweetest and purplest bear I know! Feel better soon!
Get well soon, purplebear!
And in the meantime, here’s a stupid joke for you…
A little duck walks into a bar one day. He saunters up to the bartender and asks, “Got any gwapes?”
“Nope, sorry,” says the bartender. The duck walks out, disappointed.
The next day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks, “Got any gwapes?”
“I already told you, no, I don’t!” says the bartender angrily. The duck leaves, again disappointed.
The day after that, the duck walks in again and says, “Got any gwapes?”
“No! I do not have any grapes! If you come in here one more time asking for grapes I’ll nail your feet to the floor!”
The next day, the duck waddles into the bar. The bartender eyes him suspiciously. “Got any nails?” the duck asks.
“No, why?” the bartender asks.
“Got any gwapes?”
[Mr. Bear, don’t read]
Hey, lady, how can I get you drunk and try to woo you off to a tropical beach if you are going to hold up in a hospital bed?
[/Mr. Bear, don’t read]
Get better soon, lady. I like having you around a lot.
Jim
purplebear,
My prayers and my best wishes are winging their way to you as fast as I can say/send them!
(((purp)))
Much love,
Cheri
{{{{{{Purplebear}}}}}}
Hope you get well soon. There are not enough beautiful people in the world to have one sick in the hospital. (Finally me her this last weekend, Boy is she sexy! Mr. Bear you are one lucky guy!)
Joke for you:
A Texan has been accepted to Harvard.
First day of classes he is wandering around campus and asks one of his fellow students:
“Excuse me, do you know where the library is at?”
The other student replies:
“My dear fellow, here at Harvard we do NOT end our sentences with a preprosition!”
The Texan thinks for a moment and then says:
“Well then, do you know where the library is at, Asshole?”
Get Well Soon!
That should read “…MET her this last weekend…”
Guess who WONT be accepted at Harvard. :rolleyes:
My best wishes to purplebear and Mr Bear.
{{{{{{purplebear}}}}}} You get well soon.
Rich
PB, get better real soon; your presence is required at the cheap hotel. with Mr.Bear, of course.
I hope your purple has a little less blue in it today!
{{{{{{{{{Purp}}}}}}}}}}
Take good care of her, MB, y’hear?
Purple, I hope you are on the mend soon! Feel better 
Zette
Well, PB is doing better. She might come home today. I have been here with her in SA. all week. If not today, then tomorrow.
She hates that she cant be on the internet and that is worse then being sick. You all know that the computer is her life, well, a big part of it.
Get well soon my dear friend. We have alot of living and partying to do.
And so soon after Mr. Bear got home too!
[lame humor]Are you sure it wasn’t just exhaustion, friction burns and such?[/lame humor]
Get well and come back soon PB!
Get better soon. We miss you!
{{{{{purplebear & Mr. Bear}}}}}
hopes for a quick recovery, hospitals’s aren’t fun.
thinks happy thoughts for the Bears
Well guys I have some good news and some not so good news to report.
the Good news is Purple bear is doing much better better today. She actually got up and walked around the the floor tonight. First time in 3 days she has walked more than 20’ at one time. She also was able to take a shower today and that has helped her sprits as well.
Now for the not so good news, I know some of you have really tired to to cheer her up, I even talked about her butt in one of the two threads about her. but alas we have been out done, by some backward swimming,ink squirting barnacle scraping, deck swabbing,pipe smoking,spinach eating, popeye the sailor type, and it wasn’t even any thing he said. He just posted 3 little smilies.
ALL PB could say was, I got smilies from chief, I got smilies from chief, I got smilies for CHIEF
so for all of those of you who really tried hard to post some funny jokes and or sayings to cheer her up, she has forgot all about them we have all been out done by 3 little smiles!!!
[sub]thanks chiefscott, really I mean that[/sub]
I’m stupified that anything could infect a body as sweet as PB’s.
Best wishes to the Bears.
[sup]Holy Guacamole! Chief Scott used smilies![/sup]
apparently smilies from chiefscott have healing powers!!!
I wasn’t one of them, but I doubt the joke-tellers will take offense. Whatever it takes to make purplebear feel better. I’m so glad to hear the good news.
purp, I hope you’re back to 100% soon!
Jonesing for some Straight Dope, maaaan, that is the worst ( It’s my only addiction)
Anyways: Purplebear, hear is to getting out of the hospital speedy and back on your feet (and more importantly, at the computer, dammit) PDQ.
And now, for my joke du jour:
A guy walks into a diner and sits at a booth.
Looks at the menu .
His waitress walks up and she is drop dead gorgeous.
She asks him, " What’ll it be?"
He says, looking back at his menu, blushing at how hot she is, " I’ll have a quickie."
Waitress asks, " A what?"
Guy says, “I’ll have the special of the day.A quickie.’
The beautiful waitress hauls off and slaps him across the face before storming off.
The guy is stunned and confused, not to mention, still hungry.
A man at the booth opposite of him, witnessing the entire exchange, whispers, " Sir, the special of the day is pronounced *quiche *.”
Hope your blood is good as new soon! Stupid bacteria.
Hey Purp!
No bad meanies on this earth are any match for your own special sweetness and joy. And, yeah, ya got the Chief to issue <<multiple>> smilies. The Heavens open and all light shines forth! In your direction, Sweet Purplebear!