When I was in 2nd grade (circa 1968) we were learning about 'friction". But being a kid (7 or 8 years old) I kept pronouncing it “fucktion”.
As if this isn’t funny enough, this little rooster inhaler named Marvin kept making a big deal of how I was pronouncing it. The teacher never once got upset at me, but got into a “shut the fuck up” mode with Marvin. Eventually, when I finally learned to pronounce ‘friction’ correctly…I didn’t !!! I kept saying it wrong because I knew the little f*g**t would get his undies in a bunch and make a big deal about it and then get pulled to the side and get bitched at by the teacher!
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