This was inspired partly by glee’s psychic challenge and partly by looking back over my old diaries for the last couple of years. If I’d been told at the beginning of the year what would happen, I think I wouldn’t have been able to believe it. So here we are.
Predict with dates what events will be happening to me over the next year.In December, we can see how my predicted year and my actual year panned out.
Be imaginative and I will do my best to make my life as eventful as possible(I did start a thread on amazing things for me to do this year, but it sunk).Maybe my real life will be more exciting than your predictions (eg Jan 17:Attacked by runaway octopus on the bus) 
I predict that you will grow a third arm which you will then decide to donate to a man with only one arm. However, you will discover that the thumb on the new third arm has the power to make any spaghetti sauce it touches into the most delicious marinara you’ve ever had. You will then tell the donee that he can have your third arm but not your thumb, which instead will be surgically installed onto your right hand. He, not knowing about your magical thumb, will agree and suggest lunch at a local Italian restaurant. Predictably, his spaghetti will suck until you accidentally stick your thumb in it after he says he wants to try a “test run” of his soon-to-be new arm. Penis ensues when he discovers the magical properties, and you agree to think it over until the eve of the operation, January 19th.