8-7-2009, 10:42PM
Alice The Goon
Charter Member
I’m Getting Married!
I don’t even have a boyfriend, so I better get started with that.
3-31-2012, 8:57PM
Alice The Goon
Charter Member
I won the lottery!
Keep your fingers crossed.
2-18-2025, 5:14AM
Alice The Goon
Charter Member
My 4th Grandchild was just born!
My kids are still kids, but one day…
7-4-2035, 5:01PM
Alice The Goon
Charter Member
Today Was My Last Day of Work- I’m Retiring!
I can’t wait!
3-31-2012, 8:58PM
Really Not All That Bright
Member (I’m a damn charter member but I let it lapse for like a month and they took it away :()
I pit Alice the Goon for winning the lottery and not buying me a Porsche!
Well, if I’m not married yet, maybe we can work something out.
6-30-2007, 10:42PM
Really Not All That Bright
Member
Yay!
I’ll die one day…I just know it
3-4-2047, 4:25AM
Alice The Goon
Member
I let my membership lapse because I’m old and senile now!
At the rate I’m going, I think it’ll be way before that.
I thought this thread would get more replies. You dopers are a fickle bunch.
2007-08-01
I have a date! (again)
2007-08-03
It didn’t work out. Oh well. Onwards!
2007-08-07
I have a date! (yet again)
2007-08-08
It didn’t work out again. Ever onwards!
2007-08-10
Another date.
2007-08-15
Cleaning up after the disaster.
2007-08-22
Another date.
2007-08-23
You do NOT want to know what happened yesterday evening…
2007-09-03
Trying again, now it’s fall.
2007-09-15
That’s it! I’m moving to Mongolia!
2007-09-16
Anyone know the correct protocol for hiring a hooker?
2007-09-19
Another date.
2007-09-22
Hospital food sucks.
2007-12-01
Anyone up for a TronnaDope?
8-6-2009, 1:37PM
Alice The Goon
Charter Member
Should I Move To Canada?
4 July 2010—MPSIMS"WooHoo, I just retired from the Army and boy am I drunk"
5 July 2010-- BBQ PIT “I pit the ‘friend’ who would not bail me out of jail”
11:55pm 31 Dec 2035–Goodbye Dope Page “Where did the SDMB go and what do I do now?”
Sgt Schwartz
11-18-2008 5:30PM
bigbabysweets2000
Member
Hey guys, my digital camera broke, what’s a good new one?
11-19-2008 10:56AM
bigbabysweets2000
Member
I just got a new baby kitten!
11-19-2008 11:30PM
Alice The Goon
Charter Member
Rules for kitty threads, revisited [NOTICE]
C’mon, you like this attention 
5-25-2008
Queen Bruin
Member
Woohoo! I got into law school!
6-15-2008
Queen Bruin
Member
I graduated! Pics of me with Jared Diamond at commencement inside.
11-30-2008
Queen Bruin
Member
1L: Anyone else wanna drop out?
10-08-2010
Queen Bruin
Member
**Where should I go for my 30th birthday?
**
02-08-2011
Queen Bruin
Member
I made it to 30 and I’m posting from Italy!
08-10-2011
Queen Bruin
Member
I passed the bar!
If I wanna do any of this stuff, I should probably stop reading the Dope over martinis (I’ll study starting Monday.)
07/07/2007
Mangetout
Charter Member
You’ll never guess what I just ate!