Last year, the Rams won the Superbowl.
This year the old Cleveland Browns won the Superbowl.
Next year, it will be the Phoenix Cardinals.
The following year, the Cubs will win the World Series.
Rams, Ravens, Cardinals, and Cubs: the four horsemen of the apocolypse.
After that, the world will end, and hell will close it’s doors because it will have frozen over too many times.
What’s a “Superbowl”?
And I’ll kick Cameron Diaz outta bed for eating crackers in bed. 
I predict that the Code women speak to men with will be shattered forever once they realize that men know saying “It’s not you, it’s me” means “It’s you”.
I predict that we will come to see the light, and JDT will be welcomed back with open arms once medical science proves that circumcision is, indeed, a sign of mutilated manhood.
I predict that Coldfire will resign his position as Communist Dictator Moderator once he realizes that communism really doesn’t work.
I predict people will start posting in appropriate forums.
I predict I’m not going to have a long career in making predictions.
[Moderator Hat: ON]
I predict this thread will be moved to MPSIMS because it had no business being posted in Great Debates.
Whaddaya know? I’m right.
David B, SDMB Great Debates Moderator
[Moderator Hat: OFF]
Yeah, but you cheated, David. Can you repeat these results in a double-blind study with a room full of pessimists? I think not.
Well, it has religion, sports, and mysticism. I figured GD was as good a place as any.
Harrumph.