Pregnancy Conspiracy

I have unearthed the greatest conspiracy of all time…
A conspiracy against man, perpetrated by women.
It turns out that pregnancy isn’t really as bad as women have made it appear. Women one day realized, “Hey, men can’t have babies, let’s take advantage of this.” And so men have been duped into making runs to the grocery store for tuna fish and vanilla ice cream in the name of “cravings.” Womankind has collectively been pulling the wool over men’s eyes for millenia.

It’s time to take a stand.

DNFTT

Yeah I suppose having a thirty pound limp appendage hanging off your abdomen is a real easy thing to deal with.

</sarcasm>

DNFTT

What is this DNFTT thing? Something tells me I don’t want to be whatever it is.

DNFTT = Do not feed the troll .

This thread looks like your looking for people to attack you . You have also cross-posted it in GD . Both of these things point to you being a troll .

I’m not saying you are but this could go either way it’s really up to you.

It’s too early in the morning for me so I’m out of here .

Best of luck . :rolleyes:

Why isn’t that in the FAQ?

This may help . What is a troll?

Yup, that about covered it.

Thought you weren’t supposed to feed the trolls though.

OK OK I’ll stop now.

Just to be clear, yes. Yes, you will. Do not do this again.