I’m in my forties. You would think that I would be years past the stage of having a friend who’s dumb enough to “get caught up in the moment” and take chances, again and again, with unprotected sex.
But nope, turns out I’m not. At least indirectly, I’m not.
The sister of a good friend of mine – who is in her mid-20s – has just discovered love. She works, but in a job that makes it barely possible to scrape by. She has always been a very pretty girl, but just lost a great deal of weight, and I guess that this has caused some interest from the opposite sex where there was none before. She is very inexperienced in terms of romance and sex – one previous relationship that went as far as kissing, and that’s it. But now, she’s met the Love of Her Life, and they are sleeping together.
With no protection, not even the pull-and-pray method.
Studly Studerson won’t use condoms - they make him lose his erection, he claims. She tried the Pill for a month, but experienced undesirable side effects. She is absolutely baffled about other options; she had no idea how to obtain and insert a diaphragm. She is absolutely convinced that if anything happens pregancy wise, Studly will do The Right Thing. Has she talked to him about this? “Oh, no. How would I bring something like that up?”
I believe there’s a pretty fair chance that if the stork did send word, Studly would pack up his bright-red Camero and relocate. She has a vision of marriage and a cottage by the river that’s based on nothing but her fantasies.
Her sister has had a strong talk with her, in which she’s acknowledged that yes, she’s being an idiot. But that acknowledgement hasn’t changed their behavior one bit. Sis even asked her about the possibility of doing other fun things in lieu of intercourse; the girl has never given a BJ before and was very hesitant to try such a nasty thing - that’s where he PEES from, after all.
(I should note that they are adopted sisters, and were raised apart for some time; the girl in question was raised in a VERY repressive environment.)
I am in utter disbelief.
This is a trainwreck that even Slyvia Browne could see coming in advance. This guy treats her very dismissively in public; she hangs on him like he’s Elvis and Jesus rolled into one.
I knew there were dysfunctional people like this in the world – after all, I reasoned, Jerry Springer’s guests had to come from SOMEWHERE. But this girl is a good person — she’s just crippled by some much she doesn’t know and a vision of herself as worthless.
I wish I knew a way to open her eyes.
And Studly has my utter contempt. He’s got a willing, if utterly inexperienced, fuckbunny and he’s content to take whatever she gives without the slightest concern.
Assmunch.