Pregnant Dopers: Train your baby to play DEFENSE for the Chiefs!

And send them to Kansas City in 20 years.

Cornerbacks and safeties, preferably.

Maybe by then, they will actually have a DEFENSE !

One that will improve on the one that is DEAD LAST in defense in the NFL as of today!!!

One that doesn’t tackle with their fingernails!

One that doesn’t backup like frightened bunnies!

Future Dick Vermeil quote: “I still have confidence in our defense.”

Why???

I feel your pain.

I keep sayin’ I hate 'em so I won’t be disappointed, but every year I am anyway.

Hubby says it’ll be a cold day in hell before any son of his plays for the Chiefs.

This is one of the more unique threads I’ve seen. . . .

But if these lads are sent out at the tender age of 20, won’t they be a tad inexperienced for the NFL? They’d be, what, the equivalent of sophomores in college?

Maurice Clarett is a Freshman in college and has already entertained the idea of leaving for the draft.

Finishing school is so passe

Lizard, but if we start training them while still in the womb, they’ll be defensive machines. The Chefs (“i” intentionally left out) will be unstoppable. Or, I should say that the Chefs’ opponents will be stoppable.

Not living in KC anymore, I don’t get to see any of their games (stupid Colts). Has Vermeil been crying any this season? He usually only cries when the team wins, so it can’t have been a consistent occurrence.

Yes, he cried when, after only 10 games, our most insanely overpaid “cornerback” actually made a decent play and intercepted a pass against Buffalo. Must have been tears of shock and amazement. Highly doubtful that those tears will be shed again this season…

The Chiefs have the worst defense in the NFL?
Fuck, at least something is going right for once.

Pregnant Dopers, train your baby to play defense for the Chiefs, but…

mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys!
(ducks, runs fast) :smiley:

What? Is this about football?

Nope. It’s about the Kansas City Chiefs.

Low. Low!

I like it. :smiley:

I must admit that I don’t really care about football, but the Chiefs make me ashamed to be from KCMO.