Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel

Walk, Lola, Walk
Awake Beauty
Gepetto Whittles To Pass The Time
Snow White and Her Unmarried Father
S6x

Cujo, the Playful Pup

Centennial Man

Come Back to the General Store, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter

The Gentle Farmer Joseph Wales

Harold Callahan, Police Cadet with Excellent Hygiene

The Posiedon in Dry Dock

Folicules (A musical about contented pre-schoolers in the 1950s)

The Rather Ordinary Four

The Unremarkable Seven

R.P. McMurphy: The Sane Years

Bad Babies
Life Becomes Her
The Truman Show Gets Approved For Pre-Production
Middle-of-the-Pack Gun
Beverly Hills Cadet

Fahrenheit 9/10
The Penultimate Monty

Boogie Dusks
Not Even Close To Being Famous

20 Leagues Under the Sea
Four Moderately Difficult Pieces
An American in America
A Hello to Arms
October 30th
Speak Up, Sweet Charlotte
I Was a Teenager
A Man for Three Seasons

Washing the Car Before driving Miss Daisy.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty’s Wife

Three Men and a Zygote

Love in the Time of Bubonic Plague
Not Wanted
Pregnant Mia!
The Dark Squire
Ferris Bueller’s Day in Detention

I think they decided to call this one American Pie.

A Short Film about Affection

A Short Film about Assault

The Remarkably Normal People Who Continued to Live and Did Not Become Well-Adjusted Zombies

It’s Okay for Boys to Cry

Angels with Well-Scrubbed Faces

And of course, the Hitchcock classics:
Mild Fear of Heights

Neurotic

Acquaintances on a Train

The Lady Remains

There’s No Problem with Harry, He’s Just Fine

Somewhat Well-Known

String

Substantial Grounds for Doubt

Front Window

. . . and

The Man Who Knew Just About Enough.

A couple dozen short films about Glen Gould

Intern Jeckyll and Bachelor Hyde

The Crummy Carpentry of Jesus (“That boy! Keeps hitting his thumb with the hammer! He needs to find a new line of work!”)

Twelve Guys In Military Prison

The Assistant Producers

Some Guy On Gallifrey

*Twisty Corridor * (a prequel to Labyrinth)

Last Coffee Date In Paris

I’m Rather Angry at Andy Warhol
Small Fry
A Military School Cadet and a Well-Mannered Boy
The Uneventful Childhood of Emily Rose
The Boondock Meat-Packing Guys
Walking Nervously

Bring me the entire body of Alfredo Garcia
Things to do in Denver when you’re Alive.
Dracula Has Not Risen From The Grave Yet