Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel

Anthony Hopkins in Hannibal: Conceived and Potty Trained

STAR WARS 4.5: Rust in the Evaporators

AS GOOD AS IT GETS: THE EARLY SYMPTOMATIC WARNINGS

CITIZEN KANE REDUX (‘wait a minute, he said one other thing before he died’)

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS prequel: *When Amram Met Jochebed *(which wasn’t difficult since she was his aunt)

Prequel to Little House on the Prairie and Litte House in the Big Woods et al- Big Contractions in the Rope Bed

Prince Kong

The Greatest Story Ever Told: The Begats

*ET Leaves Home

Life on the Farm: The Ryan Brothers of Iowa

Mrs. Lovett’s Worst Pies in London

Miss Daisy Drives Herself

Midnight Snack at Tiffany’s

American Neurotic
I.O.U.'s From Heaven
So I Married A Check Kiter
Philadelphia Anecdote
Fender-Bender Man
The Okay Distant Cousins
Weed Wacker

Anyone mystified by some entries and dying to know what they are?

Threaten Bill
Reservoir Puppies

A Connecticut Yankee in Connecticut
Little (this one due to Mrs. L)

Wood fiction

The Maltese Egg

The small nap

The Bourne Amnesia
Charlie Wilson’s Parties
Lock, Stock & Two Barrels
We Were Civilians
Almost Unknown
About An Embryo
Read Before Burning
I Think I Know What You’re Doing Next Summer

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Slightly Larger Hill
Going to Bruges

Dans La Vue

*Really Little Women

Intern Zhivago

Casper the Friendly Sick Guy

Good Morning French Indochina!

Around the World in Eighteen and a Half Months

You’ve Got a Telegram!

James Bond 002*- features Bond hanging from an aeroship, escaping in a thrilling 45 mph chase with his Aston Martin, M giving him a radio that can fit inside of a cigar box, discovering that the super-villain has built a computer that can fit inside of a single warehouse… actually, that one might be pretty good come to think of it.

Jaws- the Early Years

Selecting Twelve Angry Men

Alive Men Sometimes Wear Plaid

The Bible: Before Genesis.

I happen to have the script here.

God: Should I create something today? Nah.

<Wait 10 million years>

God: Should I create something today? Nah.

<repeat literally ad infinitum>

The prequel to Election. Primary

Mezo-American Cave Painting
The Maggot
Partially Dressed Breakfast
Incompetent Driving Instructor (prequel to Crash)
Taxi Permit Applicant
A Stagecoach Named Desire

How to Select and Cut the Cloth for an American Quilt (though it couldn’t have been much more boring)

Edward No-Hands

John Grisham’s THE LSAT Taker

Stephen King’s Pet Memorial Service