The Fifth Sense: I See Live People
Matt Groening and his Drawing Board: The Movie
Also stolen from McSweeney’s
There are plenty of Mohicans
American Scribbles, or Suzanne Somers on her tricycle.
From Here to 426,653,592,408.
If it’s Monday this must be a bus ride.
The not-so-classic porn flic: Shallow Throat
A Stream Runs Right Next To It
Leonard Part 5
The Man With Two Red Shoes
Prince Kong
South Park: Smaller, Shorter, and Cut.
Mogwai
Charlie and the Cocoa Bean Harvest
Teenage Turtles
The Mundane Hulk
Not a TV series, but a movie: Ghostmakers
O Brother, Are You Still Here?
Life of a Salesman
Star Wars Episode 0: The Report of the Galactic Republic Special Rapporteur on the Ongoing Trade Disputes Between the Trade Federation and the Planetary Government of Naboo
Clint Eastwood in
Arriving on Alcatraz
I have Two Donkeys. Anyone want them?
Kelley’s Unremarkable Buddies.
Smoothface
Toddlerz N the Hood
Travelling in Space
The 50th State
Bridget Jones’s Coloring Book
Kitten On A Warm Tin Roof
Don’t Have A Gun - Hope I Don’t Have To Travel
Charlotte’s Egg Sac
Jesus Christ ordinary bloke running a carpentry business.
Rambo Unable to Join up Because of Asthma.
The Rather Tame Bunch.
Indiana Jones and the Marking of Students Assignments!!!
Rockford Dials: His Years Doing Skip-Trace as an Apprentice P.I.
Archie Bunker: Young Bigot on the Make
Heaven’s Chickenwire And Wood Contraption
Flirting, Fibs, And Sketches
The Perfectly Healthy
(prequel to The Departed)
American Clean Wall
THX 1137: the conformist
The Checking Out of the Jedi
Duck Ingredients, by the Marx Brothers
The Young Palm Trees, also by them
and
Auditioning Actor Trek
Charlie’s Dad and the Toothpaste Factory
The Pre-Fellowship of the Ring: Frodo bums around the Shire for 17 years, eating six meals a day, while Gandalf does some research on that dratted ring.
Even worse:
More Fish, Precious?