Prequels Nobody Wants to See: The Sequel

Immigrant Kane: Charles Foster Goes Sledding

Right There In Front of You With the Wind

Middle-aged Yeller

Regards,
Shodan

Thursday Afternoon Practice
7 to 9
Acceleration
The Day Before Yesterday

Around the World in Six or Seven Months
In Search of Noah’s Bookcases
I Know What You Did Summer Before Last
Brian’s Intro
Dead (prequel to Dead Again)

57-67: The 1918 White Sox

A Morning in Bed, A Midmorning Getting Dressed – Perhaps mine was a little too obscure.

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream Tool Shed
Dude, Where’re My Car Keys?
The Playgroups of New York
A Character Actress Is Born
Lorenzo’s Foot Powder
Barely Remembered Presidents
Friendship Jones
Hav’ Enough
Sliced Green Tomatos
It’s a Normal Normal Normal Normal World
Everything You Kind of Wanted to Know About Holding Hands But Were Too Shy to Ask
To Injure a Vulture
Peoria! Peoria! Peoria!

Das Loafer

A Midsummer’s Daydream
Live Hard
Not Knocked Up Yet
KindaBad

Honey, I Just Conducted Failed Experiment #75 While The Kids Watched

The Russians Are Our Harmless Allies, The Russians Are Our Harmless Allies

Babe: Delicious

Field of Corn

Mr. Anderson gets his first computer

Routine delivery in Little China

Buffy the shallow cheerleader

Rocky 0.2: High School Bully

Guess Who’s Just Coming By For Cocktails
Scenes From an Engagement
The Black, Popped Balloon
The Raincoats of Cherbourg
Earth Girls Are Standoffish
The Mongolian Candidate
Cook Mix Boy Girl
The Califorrnian Princess
Walking Miss Daisy
The Man in the Brown Suit
Puddle of Friendship
Acquaintance Joey
The Pleasant Ambersons
A History of Agreeing to Disagree
Socks and Sandals in the Park
The Entirety of the Day

Not sure if this classic prequel has been mentioned, but there’s George Romero’s incrementally horrifying

Decay Of The Dead

Black Hawk in Transit
Bram Stoker’s Vlad II
The Fourth Element

Mr. Smith Goes To Arlington

The Day The Earth Hadn’t Even Gotten Out of Bed Yet

Gas Giant Wars

Disagreement Club (the first rule about Disagreement Club is up for discussion)

L (starring an even younger Peter Lorre)

Monty Python and the Vicar’s Juice Cup

House for sale in Amityville: Never lived in

Friday Night Sinusitis
The Spy Who Liked Summer
Alice Lives Here
The Man Who Didn’t Ask Questions

James Bond movies

Doctor Maybe, I Haven’t Quite Decided Yet
From Russia with I’m Growing Very Fond of You
Hexapussy
The World is Quite Enough for now, Thank You Very Much
The Man with the Upgradeable Gun
Diamonds are Forming in the Earth’s Mantle

I know some of these have probably been said, but I didn’t see them.

The Spy Who Was Rather Fond of Me
Dances with Puppies
In Front of the Green Door
Singing in Nice Weather
New Amsterdam, New Amsterdam
The Man Who Was
A Bridge About the Right Distance

The Ultimate Prequel: Pre-Adam.

I haven’t read through everything and this isn’t even mine, but I loved it:

4 bachelor parties and a sick friend