Newton of Solace
A Very Long Proposal
“You see, my dear. Um, what I’m getting at is, if you would do me the honour of, that is to say, be so good as to, take me, with all my faults, which are not few, as you so very well know, after all these years we’ve been together,… which brings me to my question. Let me just get down on one knee. Ah, oh! There we go. Now, where were we? Oh yes! My dear. Love of my life and light of my day, I’ve come to you today, hat in my hand, so to speak, to ask for your hand, that is, not literally of course! You may keep your hand attached to your arm, the way nature intended it to be. But what I mean to say is, um, …”
The Middle of the Pack of the Tepid Lovers
Harry Potter and the Ten Years in the Cupboard Under the Stairs
Andy Warhol Has a Beer, Watches Some Carson, Then Goes to Bed
The Princess Fiancee
The Growing Irritation of Khan
Seeking Susan with Increasing Anxiety
Jaws 0: the spawning
The Entombed Pharaoh
Fahrenheit 450
The completely normal pre trial deposition of Benjamin Button
A Group of Unconnected Computers
I know which movie you’re talking about - the one with that talking pig… what’s it called again? Oh yeah, “The Net”. 
Brunch with Mussolini
Beginning to Go with the Slight Breeze
Conception of a Nation
Sam Spade Gets a PI License
Who Is Roger Rabbit?
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Closeted Years
Bridget Jones’ Elementary School Composition Book
Harry and Sally Haven’t Met Yet
A Thanksgiving Story: Randy Eats Like a Pig for Two Hours
Pollutionworld
John the Baptist Supporting Cast Member
Memento 2: Tattoo removal surgery
The Unremarkable Case of Benjamin Button Sr.
The Day Before The Day After Tomorrow
2:10 To Yuma
30 Days Before 30 Seconds Over Tokyo
Young Cloverfield
The 14 Year Old Virgin
Mama Gump
A Girl and her Dog: A young Dorothy Gale raises a puppy on a farm in Kansas.
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Contemplate the Alamo
Awaiting the Entrance of the Dragon
Apollo 4
A Hard Day
Plans 1-8 From Outer Space