*The Touchables
Slow Times at Ridgemont High / Fast Times at Ridgemont Junior High
Engaged White Couple
Conan the Tribesman
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For Blade…get it? No? Too bad.
Three Men and a Zygote
49 Mildly Irritated Potential Jurors
The Shawshank Indictment
To Want and Want Not
Hamlet, The University Years
Debby Doesn’t Do Anyone (because she’s underaged…)
Harry Potter and the President’s physical fitness test. (I know - he’s British and the test is an American thing - I claim artistic license.)
Rick and Ilsa - the Paris years.
Spin the Bottle with Bobby, Caroline, Teddy and Alicia
Like 2 Hydrogen Atoms and One Oxygen Atom for Unprocessed Cacao Beans
The Color Red and The Color Blue
Mr. Blandings Looks Up the Number of An Architect
The Musical Wing:
A Violin Student on the Roof
My Fair Adolescent
1775
Thinking About Going Out and Buying a Hershey Product
Malcolm Little*
- Actually, this one might be interesting what with the drug dealing, gambling, racketeering, robbery, steering prostitutes and alleged male prostitution in his early life.
The Kitten in the Bonnet
Horton hears the normal jungle noises
How the Grinch put up with the previous Christmas
The Karate Fetus (“I just felt him kick!”)
The Young Yoda Chronicles
Egg Run
Egg Little
The Ghost and Mr. Egg
The Egg
The Egg and I
The Eggs
Alien
Either the mods or the hackers need to delete this quick before it gets to Skywalker Ranch or [del]George Lu[/del]YOU KNOW WHO will do it! HE CAN’T HELP HIMSELF ANYMORE! He’ll buy a television channel to air it on non-stop if he has to.
Henry: Portrait of a quiet neighbor who kept to himself but always waved hello and seemed so normal.
To Hatch & Nurture a Mockingbird
*Law Abiding Sea Farers of the Caribbean
Rosemary’s Period*
12 Congenial Men, the Voir Dire
10 Leagues Upon the Sea
Shallow Impact
The Adulation of Jesse James By the Farmboy Bob Ford Who Had Yet to Meet Him
Conception of a Nation
Denton, the Home of Happiness: High school students Brad & Janet meet in Dr. Scott’s class, while punk Eddie gets into trouble.
11 Angry Men waiting for the Last Alternate
Highlander 0: there isn’t even one yet.
The Sarah Conner Puberty Chronicles
Java, West of Krakatoa
Nasty Me
and the prequel to that would be
Grouchy Me