Building the Bismark!
The hanging around barracks and going on excercises of the Light Brigade.
Just titles are a bit lame, so I’ll add descriptions.
Apollo XII - The harrowing tale of a mission to the moon where absolutely nothing unexpected happened, the mission wen’t largely according to plan and all the astronauts returned safely.
Blade Stroller - Having retired from the police force, Harrison Ford’s character aimlessly strolls the streets of a future Los Angeles, eating noodles in multiethnic noodle shacks, enjoying the rain and dreaming of unicorns.
And as with the rest of the prequels, the film keeps cutting back to a parallel story on the ground: the ongoing saga of a black heavyweight champ effortlessly kayoing a succession of Italian-American boxers…
*Enola Just One Time In College *gets my vote for the most clever and hilarious.
A Bridge Nearby
Around London in Eighty Hours
Taxi to Tiffany’s
Christopher Robin and the First Fevered Hallucination
Fetal Frankenstein.
Tree Gump
One Glided Over the Cuckoo
Mr & Mrs Lecter Have A Baby Son
Mr & Mrs Starling Have a Baby Daughter
The lonely, geeky High School photographer incessantly masturbating over his hot neighbor.
I am pretty sure I saw the stage version of this at a club in Tijuana.
Rosemary’s Childhood
28 Days Before
The Bourne C.I.A. Training
Night of the Living
Friend of the State
2011
Training Private Ryan
October 30
February 1
July 3
Mission: Relatively Difficult
Zack and Miri Become Roomates
Leonard Part 5
Medium-Size Me
Can I do plays, too?
The Cold Water Man Cometh
Krapp’s Penultimate Tape
The Single Glass Knick-Knack
I Hope Godot Didn’t Get Here Before Us
I’m not feeling very good today so I think I’ll take it easy.
The Matrix: Programed
The Matrix: Obviously the idea of a government committee.
Actually Marvel came out with a mini-series several years back featuring the adventures of The Fantastic Four before they gained superpowers.
Shhh…George Lucas might hear you.
From Here to The Heat Death Of The Universe
Heading For An Appointment With Godot
Dial L for Libel
Guess Who Came to Lunch?
The Eggs
North to British Columbia
Frost/Agnew - actually that one might not be too bad.
Growing Up Bennet: Pride and Prejudice Begins
Things to Do in Denver While Still Alive
Necking and the Suburbs
Old Maiden Aunt of Frankenstein
***Noise of the Lambs
Kinda Dumb and Dumber
Pre-school Cop
2000: A Space Launch
1,000,001 B.C.
The River Kwai
A Star is Conceived
I’ve given some of these in past threads:
**Monty Python and Uther Pendragon
Quo Vadibus?
A Boy for All Seasons
High 11:59
LightningBall
Prince Kong
Phryxis and the Golden Ram
Plastic Resin Story
A Larva’s Life
Penumbra – the Sunset Saga
The World of Mount Roraima, before it got Lost
The House Plans of Frankenstein
Norm Abrams’ Plans for the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
It Happened at the World’s Fair Kickoff Meeting
Thunderbirds are Preparing!
The Partially Transparent Man
The Food of the DemiGods
Green Submarine
The Cub, the Apprentice, and the Ikea Do-It-Yourself Cabinet
The Maggot
The Penultimate Star Fighter
The Elephant Baby** (Prequel to both Elephant Boy and The Elephant Man)
**The Pretty Big Gila Monster
The Interesting Taller-than-usual Man
The Noticeable Shorter-than-average Man
Attack of the Five Foot Woman
Gepetto’s Block of Pine
Tarzan of the Greystokes
The Believable Four
Before the Land Before Time
SpaceBalls – The Prequel!
The Dial Tone
The Island that would a Good Place to Bury some Treasure
The Land that Time Still Remembered
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Matrix Programming for Dummies (A Guide for the Rest of Us)
The Jedi are Still Here
Forward to the Future
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**Atlantis, the Continent and Empire
The Phantom of the High School Musical
Land of the Temporarily Misplaced
Land Captain and the World of Today
Today Never Dies
Day at the Museum
Dracula has Hit the Snooze Button in his Grave
The Last Coming Attractions
Diamonds are for Now
Planet of the ProtoSimians
Theropodus
An Advent Story
Jeckyll the Intern
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The Egg and I?
Chicken Run?
We’re Moving In Evil
Resident Evil
The Anteman
The Postman
I was thinking “The Birds”.
The Sand Menagerie
Breaking off Diplomatic Ties of the Worlds
Easy Tricycle Rider
Three Hours of Na’vi Dancing Around on a Giant Stupid-ass Tree