Prequels you hope they never film

Building the Bismark!

The hanging around barracks and going on excercises of the Light Brigade.

Just titles are a bit lame, so I’ll add descriptions.

Apollo XII - The harrowing tale of a mission to the moon where absolutely nothing unexpected happened, the mission wen’t largely according to plan and all the astronauts returned safely.

Blade Stroller - Having retired from the police force, Harrison Ford’s character aimlessly strolls the streets of a future Los Angeles, eating noodles in multiethnic noodle shacks, enjoying the rain and dreaming of unicorns.

And as with the rest of the prequels, the film keeps cutting back to a parallel story on the ground: the ongoing saga of a black heavyweight champ effortlessly kayoing a succession of Italian-American boxers…

*Enola Just One Time In College *gets my vote for the most clever and hilarious.

A Bridge Nearby
Around London in Eighty Hours
Taxi to Tiffany’s
Christopher Robin and the First Fevered Hallucination

Fetal Frankenstein.

Tree Gump
One Glided Over the Cuckoo
Mr & Mrs Lecter Have A Baby Son
Mr & Mrs Starling Have a Baby Daughter

The lonely, geeky High School photographer incessantly masturbating over his hot neighbor.

I am pretty sure I saw the stage version of this at a club in Tijuana.

Rosemary’s Childhood
28 Days Before
The Bourne C.I.A. Training
Night of the Living
Friend of the State
2011
Training Private Ryan
October 30
February 1
July 3
Mission: Relatively Difficult
Zack and Miri Become Roomates

Leonard Part 5
Medium-Size Me

Can I do plays, too?

The Cold Water Man Cometh
Krapp’s Penultimate Tape
The Single Glass Knick-Knack
I Hope Godot Didn’t Get Here Before Us

I’m not feeling very good today so I think I’ll take it easy.
The Matrix: Programed
The Matrix: Obviously the idea of a government committee.

Actually Marvel came out with a mini-series several years back featuring the adventures of The Fantastic Four before they gained superpowers.

Shhh…George Lucas might hear you.

From Here to The Heat Death Of The Universe

Heading For An Appointment With Godot

Dial L for Libel
Guess Who Came to Lunch?
The Eggs
North to British Columbia
Frost/Agnew - actually that one might not be too bad.

Growing Up Bennet: Pride and Prejudice Begins
Things to Do in Denver While Still Alive
Necking and the Suburbs

Old Maiden Aunt of Frankenstein

***Noise of the Lambs
Kinda Dumb and Dumber
Pre-school Cop
2000: A Space Launch
1,000,001 B.C.
The River Kwai
A Star is Conceived


I’ve given some of these in past threads:

**Monty Python and Uther Pendragon

Quo Vadibus?

A Boy for All Seasons

High 11:59

LightningBall

Prince Kong

Phryxis and the Golden Ram

Plastic Resin Story

A Larva’s Life

Penumbra – the Sunset Saga

The World of Mount Roraima, before it got Lost

The House Plans of Frankenstein

Norm Abrams’ Plans for the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

It Happened at the World’s Fair Kickoff Meeting

Thunderbirds are Preparing!

The Partially Transparent Man

The Food of the DemiGods

Green Submarine

The Cub, the Apprentice, and the Ikea Do-It-Yourself Cabinet

The Maggot

The Penultimate Star Fighter

The Elephant Baby** (Prequel to both Elephant Boy and The Elephant Man)

**The Pretty Big Gila Monster

The Interesting Taller-than-usual Man

The Noticeable Shorter-than-average Man

Attack of the Five Foot Woman

Gepetto’s Block of Pine

Tarzan of the Greystokes

The Believable Four

Before the Land Before Time

SpaceBalls – The Prequel!

The Dial Tone

The Island that would a Good Place to Bury some Treasure

The Land that Time Still Remembered

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Matrix Programming for Dummies (A Guide for the Rest of Us)

The Jedi are Still Here

Forward to the Future

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**Atlantis, the Continent and Empire

The Phantom of the High School Musical

Land of the Temporarily Misplaced

Land Captain and the World of Today

Today Never Dies

Day at the Museum

Dracula has Hit the Snooze Button in his Grave

The Last Coming Attractions

Diamonds are for Now

Planet of the ProtoSimians

Theropodus

An Advent Story

Jeckyll the Intern

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The Egg and I?
Chicken Run?

We’re Moving In Evil

Resident Evil

The Anteman

The Postman

I was thinking “The Birds”.

The Sand Menagerie
Breaking off Diplomatic Ties of the Worlds

Easy Tricycle Rider
Three Hours of Na’vi Dancing Around on a Giant Stupid-ass Tree