A Seed is Planted in Brooklyn
Bilbo Baggin’s Schooldays: The Quest Begins
The Wacky Adventures of Young Jar-Jar Binks
Gepetto, Apprentice Toymaker
A Pleasant Vacation on the Orient Express
Law-Abiding Sailors of the Caribbean
Intern Zhivago
30 Days of Day.
Spar Club.
The Provisioning of the Bounty
Mauritania
Scaredheart
Forgiven
Dances With Puppies
Nearing Golden Pond
Desultory People
Kramer Weds Kramer
Fuckin’ Loud on the Western Front
Slumdog Brokeass
No Country for Young Men
Das Bootie
Lawrence of Eton
Slight Dizziness
Fistful of Quarters
Scruffy Harry
Arkansas!
Hey, no joke! According to some accounts, Bligh sold off provisions, pocketed the money, and blamed the missing supplies on “thieves” who were flogged.
Still can’t get over Gadarene’s favorite from last time we did this thread: Little Shop of Flowers.
Some of these titles sound like they’d actually be pretty interesting, actually! JohnT’s “Fuckin’ Loud on the Western Front” made by Bruckheimer would be an explosion-fest of epic proportions.
These are very funny, but bibliophage’s The Roosevelt Show is genius.
My own entries:
THE PHILADELPHIA PROLOGUE
NOT YET GONE WITH THE WIND
SINGIN’ UNDER THE DARKENIN’ SKIES
THE SECOND MAN
ROGER THORNHILL, PUBLIC RELATIONS EXPERT (the prequel to NORTH BY NORTHWEST)
James and the Regular-sized Peach.
2 Dalmations.
U for Urbane
Kingdom of Purgatory
Debbie Does the Debate Team
Indiana Jones and the Mickey Mouse Lunchbox
When Beavis met Butthead
*Puppytown and Y-Boys *
Splish
Shackablanca
From There to Infitnity
Guess Who is Cooking Our Dinner
The Sicilian Owl
Some Bond Movies
MoonHoer
Silverpalm
Professor Yes
Casino Bourgeoisie
The Snoop Who Liked Me
Debbie Does Fort Worth.
To Raise a Mockingbird
Casper The Friendly Human
Fahrenheit 450: The Preheating
Nineteen Eighty-Three
The Dirty Eleven
The Average Seven
Late Evening Cowboy
Thursday the 12th
::groan:: I kept trying to think of large cats… hey…
The Cub, the Goth Chick, and the Pile O’ Planks.
beavis and butthead-er?
2001: A space program cut.
Willy Wonka and the Zoning Board